Why do you insist on wedging your hand/arm/leg/handback/backpack when the doors are closing on the elevator? There are EIGHT....yes, eight elevator banks, do you think you'll be waiting that much longer? Oh, and the capacity says 1,200 pounds....your additional 200 could have killed us.
Signed, Twelve People already ON the elevator
stephanielyse
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JessicaM.
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Re: Dear Elevator Hand People...
Dear People on the Second Floor
Unless you are disabled, you should not be standing on this elevator, you should be walking your lazy AZZES up the stairs. It's one flight people. don't make me kill you.
Signed, Everyone else in the buidling sick of stopping to pick your azz up and/or drop it off.
SuzBride
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Person who Enjoys Personal Space
agreed. If I can smell your breathe or feel your breathe on my neck *shutter*, you are too close. If I move to re-establish my personal space, please do not move close again (ie - take a hint - dumbtotheass)
SuzBride
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Dear People on the Second Floor
Unless you are disabled, you should not be standing on this elevator, you should be walking your lazy AZZES up the stairs. It's one flight people. don't make me kill you.
Signed, Everyone else in the buidling sick of stopping to pick your azz up and/or drop it off.
haha - I lived on the third floor in college. We were lazy. We took the elevator alot, but were usually embarrased by it (when there were people in there).
