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Dear Friends

OSCARtheGROOM Posted:

Dear Friends

I wanted to share this with you...

Dear Friends,
Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You

need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe

area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; They come in

three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Happiest of holidays...

Martha Stewart

Inmate 55170-054


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MOBLaurel Posted:

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Dear Martha,

My size is a Maxi.

Love
Starr Jones
OSCARtheGROOM Posted:

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Posted by MOBLaurel

Dear Martha,

My size is a Maxi.

Love
Starr Jones

I thought Starr Jones was Godzilla size???
Jax430 Posted:

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that's awesome!!!
barb04 Posted:

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suven Posted:

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jozieb0925 Posted:

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That is HYSTERICAL!! They acutally look pretty comfy... and nicer than my own!!!
corinne7477 Posted:

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i had to sent that to my friends thats too funny.

ambersmom Posted:

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Star Jones needs the Laguardia Special. Wings, landing gear and all!!

Moehick Posted:

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Ohhh! I bet you can walk through a puddle in them and your tootsies won't get wet! Nice & Absorbent!
brideinapril Posted:

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That is so funny!
Blu-ize Posted:

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I'm peeing....
WeezieNY Posted:

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that is very funny!
alibali Posted:

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LFitzy79 Posted:

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lmao
cocoa Posted:

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i was just telling dh that i needed a new pair of slippers!

cindy_bride Posted:

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HYSTERICAL

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