Dear Hot elevator guy
I know you told me your name once before in our fleeting conversations from the 1st to 2nd floors (where sadly, you depart) but I don't remember.
It is probably a mental block to keep you and your hotness far away from my reality.
Don't make me tell you I am married (if I haven't yet already...I try not to remember that too). Just keep it as it is.
Please disregard my idiotic mumbling just a few moments ago. I was hot and sweaty and the last thing I expected was to see YOU in the elevator bank...equally hot equally sweaty in that damned wife beater....with arms that would make Rafa Nadal drop and give you 20.
I wish your offices would move to the 7th floor...but then again, that might be too much time.
Sincerely,
'Gorgeous'
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It is probably a mental block to keep you and your hotness far away from my reality.
Don't make me tell you I am married (if I haven't yet already...I try not to remember that too). Just keep it as it is.
Please disregard my idiotic mumbling just a few moments ago. I was hot and sweaty and the last thing I expected was to see YOU in the elevator bank...equally hot equally sweaty in that damned wife beater....with arms that would make Rafa Nadal drop and give you 20.
I wish your offices would move to the 7th floor...but then again, that might be too much time.
Sincerely,
'Gorgeous'
