Dear Lame Ex
I blame myself - I should have never put up a myspace profile because I see that I've left myself open to azzholes like you looking for and finding me.
We dated for 5 freaking months during your senior year of college. Approximately, what, 150 days? I haven't seen your azz in EIGHT years, though I know that you tried in between to start something up again. In that time, I have been pretty much happy, stable and enjoying my life, especially now with my DH.
Stop idealizing our short-lived, drunken, twisted college 'relationship'. Your marriage ended because of you what you did (to your ex and yourself) and your alcoholic tendencies; not because you were dreaming about running away with me.
Stop sending me messages about how awful your life is now and how you still want to 'run away'. You have a good education, you've been sober for over a year, you have a roof over your head, food and a family that loves you. Stop b1tching about your life for one freaking minute and look at how LUCKY you are to have all of the things that you have.
And when you finally do take your head out of your azz, go hang out with your GIRLFRIEND.
Signed,
You've been blocked by your 'lost love'
PS I cheated on you back when we were in college - go cry about it to someone else.
~Okay, so I might take this down. But I had to get it out.![]()
We dated for 5 freaking months during your senior year of college. Approximately, what, 150 days? I haven't seen your azz in EIGHT years, though I know that you tried in between to start something up again. In that time, I have been pretty much happy, stable and enjoying my life, especially now with my DH.
Stop idealizing our short-lived, drunken, twisted college 'relationship'. Your marriage ended because of you what you did (to your ex and yourself) and your alcoholic tendencies; not because you were dreaming about running away with me.
Stop sending me messages about how awful your life is now and how you still want to 'run away'. You have a good education, you've been sober for over a year, you have a roof over your head, food and a family that loves you. Stop b1tching about your life for one freaking minute and look at how LUCKY you are to have all of the things that you have.
And when you finally do take your head out of your azz, go hang out with your GIRLFRIEND.
Signed,
You've been blocked by your 'lost love'
PS I cheated on you back when we were in college - go cry about it to someone else.
~Okay, so I might take this down. But I had to get it out.
