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Dear Long Voice Mail Leaver

Kris516 Posted:

Dear Long Voice Mail Leaver

I hate you. Your long rambling over my phone is annoying and incessant. My attention span is shorter than your father on crack, so please…just the facts. In the future, please leave name & number and description of the subject matter that is no longer than 10 words.

Thank you,
Chairperson of ADD at work when listening to voice mails.
cindyandkevin Posted:

Re: Dear Long Voice Mail Leaver



I love it when they say something and then pause, as if you're all-of-a-sudden going to respond. Then they remember that they're talking to a machine.
Kris516 Posted:

Re: Dear Long Voice Mail Leaver


Posted by cindyandkevin



I love it when they say something and then pause, as if you're all-of-a-sudden going to respond. Then they remember that they're talking to a machine.



Exactly, or when they admit they're rambling, but to continue to carry on anyway.
ef922 Posted:

Re: Dear Long Voice Mail Leaver


Posted by Kris516

I hate you. Your long rambling over my phone is annoying and incessant. My attention span is shorter than your father on crack, so please…just the facts. In the future, please leave name & number and description of the subject matter that is no longer than 10 words.

Thank you,
Chairperson of ADD at work when listening to voice mails.



OMG..you must have read my mind today...I hate it when people leave a message that if you actually thrown in some 'mmhmm, uhhhuh, and yeah' in, it can almost seem like you're having a conversation with your voicemail!
Naunie Posted:

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Posted by Kris516
shorter than your father on crack


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