Dear Metabolism

If you were, say, a lion...and there was a skinny scraggly carcass and a robust, meaty carcass sitting next to each other, which do you think you would eat from? odds are, it would be the robust, meaty carcass you could eat for days from...

now, lets apply that to your real job...eating my fat...

why, oh metabolism, do you take from my upper half, where food is scarse and the winter is LONG, when there is such a robust and meaty lower half just WAITING for you to dig in....food A PLENTY...south of the waist is a movable feast...LEAVE my poor tatas ALONE!

OMG! My metabolism does that too! I am skinny on top with a big arse, and yet if I lose any weight it comes from my boobs (mind you they are A cups already), arms, face and waist - thus resulted in me looking like a freakishly emaciated, big bootied girl. Not fair.

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Posted by JessicaM.

If you were, say, a lion...and there was a skinny scraggly carcass and a robust, meaty carcass sitting next to each other, which do you think you would eat from? odds are, it would be the robust, meaty carcass you could eat for days from...

now, lets apply that to your real job...eating my fat...

why, oh metabolism, do you take from my upper half, where food is scarse and the winter is LONG, when there is such a robust and meaty lower half just WAITING for you to dig in....food A PLENTY...south of the waist is a movable feast...LEAVE my poor tatas ALONE!

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YOU ARE SO COOL!
I'm so glad my boss is not here - i'm laughing that loud!