Dear Moron....

Dear Moron in the silver Sonata,
While the white Toyota did make room for you to make your illegal left turn from the 7-11 on Sunnyside Blvd where you wanted to go all the way to the right lane AT 5PM, I did not know this until you almost t-boned my big green Explorer. When you were busy yelling at me like I could hear you or cared, it was funny. Oh and when you sat there for 30 seconds with your hand about to go through the steering wheel so that you could literally toot your own horn it was, well, COMICAL. I and everyone around was laughing hard at your stupidity. Oh and even better, when you would back up and drive forward like you were going to ram my car, I thought I'd die laughing...I mean, your little car was going to do what to my big gas guzzling SUV??? IDIOT. It's only fitting to end this letter with the following bit from Bill Engvall, 'Here's your sign...'---> Congrats, you've earned it.

Signed,
LMAO



this still cracks me up 2 hours later

gotta love those 'i am the only one on the road drivers'

i'm not a perfect driver, but come on people!!!

That made my day, thank you! Stupid drivers make me laugh like the one who pulled into the subway parking lot by entering in through the exit only end while I was backing up. she actually wound up on the curb because it is not meant to enter in from...especially when others are exiting and she HONKED at me! So...I took my time...

WHAT A LOSER!!!

Hey! That was me!

Just kidding.

I hate that 7-11. It's only been trouble ever since they put it in. Just think, when you move you can take the back roads home. Let me know if you want a shortcut to get to the SOB right before Powell Avenue.

As far as a**hole drivers, I find that smiling, laughing and waving at them enrages them. Thus, you get your point across that you don't give a crap and drive away happy.