Dear Old Navy

Original post by lilmrs

May 09, 2005 08:38 PM

Please stop butchering the shiat out of good songs!

Thank you,

Debbie

holly231 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:36 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

To the makers of the 'wraparound shirts',

Please give me instructions on how to wear one of these without boobs falling out...

Kindly,

HOlly

palebride Posted: May 09, 2005 10:36 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Dear Jean Designers:
Just because a woman's waist is bigger doesn't mean her legs are longer. They just don't grow at the same rate!
Please fix problem accordingly
Lori

palebride Posted: May 09, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Dear Mini-Skirt Manfacturers:
Please add an age requirement to your clothing.
Lori

mrswask Posted: May 09, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Posted by jantany26

Dear designers:

Can you please stop making jeans for girls 5'9 and that weight 110.
How about making it for girls that have some meat in their bodies and some curves.

Sincerely,

Tania

and on the flip side...

Dear Designers,

Can you stop assuming that just because I wear a larger size pant, I must be six feet tall!

june262004 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Posted by palebride

Dear Jean Designers:
Just because a woman's waist is bigger doesn't mean her legs are longer. They just don't grow at the same rate!
Please fix problem accordingly
Lori

OHHHH YES LORI!!!!

mrswask Posted: May 09, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Amen, Lori!! We wrote that at the same time!!!

june262004 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:39 PM

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See my problem is that I am 4'10. If I was tall I wouldn't be as big in the middle

mrswask Posted: May 09, 2005 10:40 PM

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Posted by june262004

See my problem is that I am 4'10. If I was tall I wouldn't be as big in the middle

My mom has always said it the best - 'It's not that we're too heavy - we're too short!!!!'

holly231 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:40 PM

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LOL

I love this thread!

I agree with the jeans, my legs are not the size of my waist!! My God, sometims the legs feel like I can fit 2 legs in it! arrg

june262004 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:41 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Posted by mrswask

Posted by june262004

See my problem is that I am 4'10. If I was tall I wouldn't be as big in the middle

My mom has always said it the best - 'It's not that we're too heavy - we're too short!!!!'

EXACTLY!!!! Your mom is a smart lady!

mrswask Posted: May 09, 2005 10:44 PM

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Dear Bathing Suit Manufacturers:

Bathing suit tops in sizes D and up do NOT need padding in them!!!!

june262004 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:45 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Posted by mrswask

Dear Bathing Suit Manufacturers:

Bathing suit tops in sizes D and up do NOT need padding in them!!!!

So true!!!

lilmrs Posted: May 09, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Dear Old Navy

Posted by june262004

Posted by mrswask

Dear Bathing Suit Manufacturers:

Bathing suit tops in sizes D and up do NOT need padding in them!!!!

So true!!!

OMG, I don't think I have ever read anything more true in all my life.

Jax430 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:48 PM

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OMG..I just got home from a long day and you ladies are cracking me up!!!

mrswask Posted: May 09, 2005 10:49 PM

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OMG - I'm so on a roll right now!!! This thread is very cathartic!!!

PantyHose Makers:

I'm going to kick your butts!!!!

#1 - STOP sewing one leg on sideways!!!

#2 - Stop putting the wrong size on the box!!

#3 - Would it be so hard for all of you to put a little tag in so I know which way is back and front????? I know some of you do, but c'mon!!!

Jax430 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:53 PM

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Posted by mrswask

#3 - Would it be so hard for all of you to put a little tag in so I know which way is back and front????? I know some of you do, but c'mon!!!

This is one of my pet peeves!!!

steph4777 Posted: May 09, 2005 10:56 PM

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Posted by DebsNY

Posted by holly231

Dear Rainbow Shops,

You have been advertising for the past 10+ years that you are going out of business.

Please let me know when you keep your promise!

Sincerely,

Holly

I haven't seen one of those in years! Where do they still have them?

They are all over the place here in Chicago

February05 Posted: May 09, 2005 11:01 PM

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Dear FOX 5 News,

Please stop giving me, and the rest of the country, detailed directions of how easy it is to attack certain landmarks. I'd rather not know... or have as many other people know.

ok thanks,
me

FeliciaDA Posted: May 09, 2005 11:02 PM

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Posted by neeniebean86

Dear FOX 5 News,

Please stop giving me, and the rest of the country, detailed directions of how easy it is to attack certain landmarks. I'd rather not know... or have as many other people know.

ok thanks,
me

OMG I was just thinking this today....

Its funny, but NOT - ya know?