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Dear Old Navy

holly231 Posted:

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Dear Bra MAnufacturers,

Please give enough material because we don't like people seeing when we are 'cold'!
june262004 Posted:

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Dear CBS news please STOP having this eat at your own risk thing. I don't want to hear about the mouse droppings at Terrace on the Park. BUT yet I need to watch
mrswask Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by neeniebean86

Dear FOX 5 News,

Please stop giving me, and the rest of the country, detailed directions of how easy it is to attack certain landmarks. I'd rather not know... or have as many other people know.

ok thanks,
me



OMG I was just thinking this today....

Its funny, but NOT - ya know?






I have always noticed this since Sept 11th - really scary!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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oh I gots one.


Dear Baglicker,

WHY? Was Petco out of rawhide?

Cordially,
Nicole
Jax430 Posted:

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Posted by mrswask


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by neeniebean86

Dear FOX 5 News,

Please stop giving me, and the rest of the country, detailed directions of how easy it is to attack certain landmarks. I'd rather not know... or have as many other people know.

ok thanks,
me



OMG I was just thinking this today....

Its funny, but NOT - ya know?






I have always noticed this since Sept 11th - really scary!



I say this all the time. Thank you very much for giving everyone instructions about how to successfully attack us.
jantany26 Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride

oh I gots one.


Dear Baglicker,

WHY? Was Petco out of rawhide?

Cordially,
Nicole



mrswask Posted:

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Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!
june262004 Posted:

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BUT the Coral house did very well.
holly231 Posted:

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Dear Burger King,

Whats up with the ENORMOUS Omelette and the Double beef, double cheese, double bacon whopper??

Are you just trying to kill us?!

I think I would be just as good off drinking a bottle of wesson vegetable oil and bacon grease
Jax430 Posted:

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Dear clothing manufacturers,

Please start making shirts that don't require me buy another one to wear underneath just to be 'decent'!

Much Thanks,

Jaclyn
jantany26 Posted:

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Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!



Ma, you are still a knockout.
june262004 Posted:

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Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!




First people dont need to say that to you.

2nd I know what thats like. I heard you have such a cute face if only you lost weight. Go SCRATCH!
lilmrs Posted:

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Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!



Tell em, wanna see a knock out...I'll show you a knock out...the pnch thier lights out.
FeliciaDA Posted:

Re: Dear Old Navy


Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!



Oh that just PI$$E$ me off!!!

You are a knockout anyhow they are just stupid.
...
but really WHY do people feel the need to offer up this advice, unsolicited no less
mrswask Posted:

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Another one to the rude people of the world:
Just because you like my ring doesn't mean you get to put your nasty greasy fingers RIGHT on the stone!!!!
FeliciaDA Posted:

Re: Dear Old Navy


Posted by lilmrs


Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!



Tell em, wanna see a knock out...I'll show you a knock out...the pnch thier lights out.


Ooh I like Deb's answer MUCH better
mrswask Posted:

Re: Dear Old Navy


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by mrswask

Rude people of the world: Stop telling me what a 'knockout' I'd be if I lost weight!!!!

Yes- heard it again today!!!



Oh that just PI$$E$ me off!!!

You are a knockout anyhow they are just stupid.
...
but really WHY do people feel the need to offer up this advice, unsolicited no less



Cause they're dummies and I wish I had the nerve for a snappy answer!!
Thanks ladies!!
holly231 Posted:

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To the RUDE people:

When you are whispering, and looking my way, I KNOW you are talking sh!t about me...don;t try to play innocent
February05 Posted:

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Posted by Jax430

I say this all the time. Thank you very much for giving everyone instructions about how to successfully attack us.



Seriously!! DH and I say this all the time... its freakin' ridiculous.

and i have to follow that up with..


Dear Rosanna Scotto,

Easy on the lip shine, honey. ok?

signed,
going blind in westbury
Jax430 Posted:

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Dear Subway riders,

Kindly wait until I exit the subway car before you elbow your way on. Once you let us exit, there will be more space for you...simple logic, geniuses!

Sincerely,
Jackie

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