Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

Could you stop coming out of your office EVERY TIME that I do on the days that I look my absolute worst?
And could you get off your cell? Your lisp has really killed my fictional day dream world.

Signed,
I really need to blow my hair out for work more often

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Your lisp has really killed my fictional day dream world.

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so funny

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

I'm serious! When I heard the lisp for the first time I was devastated.

I'm writing something and one of my characters is based on him (and his hotness and my former crush on him). So when I heard the lisp, I came into my office and announced that my fictional world had literally collapsed. I haven't been able to write the piece anymore.

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

oh no!!!! I feel the same way if I see a really hot guy that has a high voice....I have this thing about deep voices...if a guy doesn't have one, the attractiveness factor goes wayyy down.

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sidebar - I didn't know you were a writer. Not that I would know that. But you posted two things today about it, and I think that is so cool. I may be jealous.

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Posted by johnsae

oh no!!!! I feel the same way if I see a really hot guy that has a high voice....I have this thing about deep voices...if a guy doesn't have one, the attractiveness factor goes wayyy down.

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OMG there was one of those at my last job. He was SOOO hot, but his voice was so freakishly high. We always kid that he would be good to make out with but not date, cause then he wouldn't be talking

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this reminds me of a HOT fireman that I met online many yrs ago. he lived in CA and we chatted online for a long time. he was

imagine my surprise when he called me for the 1st time and he sounded like a munchkin



it's just God's way of reminding us that no one is perfect

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

Don't be jealous, Laurie!
My first book is collecting dust as I now try to figure out which magazines I should pitch to in order to start building more of a writer's resume. That or I'm going to send naughty pictures to male literary agents.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

That or I'm going to send naughty pictures to male literary agents.

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or the slighly manly female ones.

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Oooh, you're right - I don't want to exclude them.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Could you stop coming out of your office EVERY TIME that I do on the days that I look my absolute worst?
And could you get off your cell? Your lisp has really killed my fictional day dream world.

Signed,
I really need to blow my hair out for work more often

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I wish i had some eye candy here

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Posted by itslaurie.

sidebar - I didn't know you were a writer. Not that I would know that. But you posted two things today about it, and I think that is so cool. I may be jealous.

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Yes...complete ditto. Not surprised at all. And as close to jealous as I can get...proud/lucky to know you/wishful that I would dedicate time to 'writing my novel' (picture Stewie's voice to Brian on FG ).

You rock!!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Oooh, you're right - I don't want to exclude them.

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Can let any oppy pass you by..

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I'm serious! When I heard the lisp for the first time I was devasted.

I'm writing something and one of my characters is based on him (and his hotness and my former crush on him). So when I heard the lisp, I came into my office and announced the my fictional world had literally collapsed. I haven't been able to write the piece anymore.

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Yeah its kind of like this one:

Dear Much Younger Former Boy Toy from many many years ago,

No, I never really cared what your major was in college. I just really wished you would have stopped talking as soon as possible. Thank you for ruining my moment.

Me

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

Leslie, I love it!

And Sasha,

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too funny all around!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Signed,
I really need to blow my hair out for work more often

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Oh, I'm so glad that 'blow' was followed by the words 'my hair out for work more often' and not something else !

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

i sooo know what you mean...at the gym, before i quit going, there was this gorgeous guy that i would drool over

then one day he asked me if i still needed the machine...his goombatz lisp really devastated my fantasy...the gym was never the same

Re: Dear Really Hot Guy who works on my floor...

I'll trade my boss that thinks he looks good in shirts with the sleeves ripped off for your hot guy with a lisp.

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I'll keep the lisp - he's so hot when he doesn't talk.