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MichLiz213 Posted:

Dear Starbucks

Dear Starbucks,

I love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but they are very fattening. So I've switched back to my non-fat Caramel Macchiatto. But you keep BURNING it. My coffee tastes like dirt. Please make it right or I will be forced to go back to my delicious high-calorie treat and when my pants don't fit I'll be coming after YOU!

Thanks!
Love,
Me
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

Will you chase them sans pants? Not only would that be amusing, they might actually pay attention to your complaint.
MichLiz213 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Will you chase them sans pants? Not only would that be amusing, they might actually pay attention to your complaint.



I'll probably have to wear my sweatpants because that will be all that will fit me!
Kris516 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

Dear Pumpkin Spice,

Why not try a non-fat Pumpkin Spice latte hold the whip? Or 1/2 and 1/2? It'll be a nice break from the non-fat Caramel Macchiatto we keep burning.

Love,
Starbucks
MichLiz213 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by Kris516

Dear Pumpkin Spice,

Why not try a non-fat Pumpkin Spice latte hold the whip? Or 1/2 and 1/2? It'll be a nice break from the non-fat Caramel Macchiatto we keep burning.

Love,
Starbucks



I do get it non-fat, but the thing is, it isn't COMPLETE without the whip, so it cancels the non-fat out. It's a vicious cycle!

It's actually not all Starbucks. It's just that the closest one to me is in a Barnes & Noble, and 50% of the time, they burn my coffee.

I just wish the Pumpkin Spice Lattes didn't taste so good! They're so hard to resist!
Kris516 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by MichLiz213


Posted by Kris516

Dear Pumpkin Spice,

Why not try a non-fat Pumpkin Spice latte hold the whip? Or 1/2 and 1/2? It'll be a nice break from the non-fat Caramel Macchiatto we keep burning.

Love,
Starbucks



I do get it non-fat, but the thing is, it isn't COMPLETE without the whip, so it cancels the non-fat out. It's a vicious cycle!

It's actually not all Starbucks. It's just that the closest one to me is in a Barnes & Noble, and 50% of the time, they burn my coffee.

I just wish the Pumpkin Spice Lattes didn't taste so good! They're so hard to resist!



There's your problem...any Starbucks that is not a free standing unit is suspect.
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by Kris516

There's your problem...any Starbucks that is not a free standing unit is suspect.



true that. I have 'favorite' Starbucks where they make my drinks right (and favorite barristas - ).

B&N Starbucks is totally pseudo-Starbucks - just doesn't live up to the standard Starbuck's deliciousness
Naunie Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

I am anti B&N Starbucks- they won't take my Starbucks card.
I drive all the way to East Islip for my Saturday dose.
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

i dont get it - coffee is a liquid. . . liquid isnt fattening is it?? it just flows right out no problem. . .


i keep saying i am going to try the pumpkin spice but every time i go i HAVE to get the egg nog - bc it my favorite!
cindyandkevin Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

I have to ask, bc I'm really a novice at this.

Does the egg nog latte taste like egg nog or coffee?? Because I don't like the taste of coffe but I love egg nog!! I just don't want to order it and then hate it. Please help a girl out!!

Respectfully,
New to the World of Starbucks
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by ant n tilde

i dont get it - coffee is a liquid. . . liquid isnt fattening is it?? it just flows right out no problem. . .


i keep saying i am going to try the pumpkin spice but every time i go i HAVE to get the egg nog - bc it my favorite!



You could order your standard egg nog and ALSO order a short pumpkin spice - it is smaller than the tall so a good sample size. I do that when I want to try something new, so I don't 'waste' a trip to Starbucks if it is horrid.
Kris516 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by cindyandkevin

I have to ask, bc I'm really a novice at this.

Does the egg nog latte taste like egg nog or coffee?? Because I don't like the taste of coffe but I love egg nog!! I just don't want to order it and then hate it. Please help a girl out!!

Respectfully,
New to the World of Starbucks



Dear Starbucks Rookie,

Egg nogg lattes taste more like a latte since lattes dont usually taste like coffee. HTH.

Mgmt
cindyandkevin Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by Kris516


Posted by cindyandkevin

I have to ask, bc I'm really a novice at this.

Does the egg nog latte taste like egg nog or coffee?? Because I don't like the taste of coffe but I love egg nog!! I just don't want to order it and then hate it. Please help a girl out!!

Respectfully,
New to the World of Starbucks



Dear Starbucks Rookie,

Egg nogg lattes taste more like a latte since lattes dont usually taste like coffee. HTH.

Mgmt



This is another reason why I don't go there, it's all just too confusing!! So what do lattes taste like?
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks


Posted by cindyandkevin


Posted by Kris516


Posted by cindyandkevin

I have to ask, bc I'm really a novice at this.

Does the egg nog latte taste like egg nog or coffee?? Because I don't like the taste of coffe but I love egg nog!! I just don't want to order it and then hate it. Please help a girl out!!

Respectfully,
New to the World of Starbucks



Dear Starbucks Rookie,

Egg nogg lattes taste more like a latte since lattes dont usually taste like coffee. HTH.

Mgmt



This is another reason why I don't go there, it's all just too confusing!! So what do lattes taste like?



It does taste like coffee - deep down in there - and if you are unaccustomed to coffee, it DEFINITELY tastes like coffee. It is like a cup of coffee with a TON of sugar and milk to hide the coffee taste. So egg not latte tastes like alot of sugar and milk and eggnog with a tinge of coffee taste/and or aftertaste.

Thus why I stick with Chai tea, no coffee taste at all! (and no coffee induced stomachaches!)
Kris516 Posted:

Re: Dear Starbucks

Thats what I said, it doesn't taste like coffee.

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