Dear ___________________ Wednesday Edition

Dear FMIL/Co-Worker,

Why on EARTH would you take papers off my desk that were not meant for you? Were they in my done pile? No. I have ZERO space on my desk for my pending work and YOU KNOW the stuff I leave on my blotter is still pending! If it was done, I would have put it with my done pile! What the EFFFF is wrong with you??? Seriously, I want to punch you. You know what happens now? The payroll for the client i was working on won't be complete. You'll wonder why, realize it was because you removed those papers and then find a reason to blame it on me because you can never accept responsibility for ANYTHING. Eff you, seriously. You Effed up again. I wish you'd start taking Ginko or something because your memory has gone to the crapper. So has you basic thought process.

Doofus.

Dear pimple:

Please go away.

Me

Dear headache,

You are literally making me feel like this right now: I want to cry!

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Dear Co-worker,

Yes, it's great that you were reunited with your blackberry. I bet you slept with it in your hand and gave it a kiss goodnight last night.
But really, no one here cares about how 'rough' it was for you to be without it.

Dear Family,

I am really annoyed with you. Why can't you ever make plans around when I can do things? This is really getting out of hand. All summer you asked me to get time off to go upstate & now that I am only working half day on Friday & will be off Monday, no one is going upstate. You people seriously stink.

Sincerely,
The miserable one not looking forward to the weekend

Dear loud, obnoxious train riders:

Why do you feel the need to laugh like hyena's on the 630 am train? We don't care what is so freaking funny and are just trying to peacefully read a book or take a nap. Please shut the heck up and laugh like a normal person without waking up the entire train. Every word out of your mouth does not have to be 1000000 decibals above normal.

Sincerely,

A really annoyed train rider who has been dealing with your loud screeching voice for the past 2 years.

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Posted by marinai7

Dear loud, obnoxious train riders:

Why do you feel the need to laugh like hyena's on the 630 am train? We don't care what is so freaking funny and are just trying to peacefully read a book or take a nap. Please shut the heck up and laugh like a normal person without waking up the entire train. Every word out of your mouth does not have to be 1000000 decibals above normal.

Sincerely,

A really annoyed train rider who has been dealing with your loud screeching voice for the past 2 years.

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OMG...I totally agree...I want to sleep not listen to you cackle.

dear fh,

please do not be pissy when you come home from work today because you forgot your phone.

love,
your fw

Dear single friend,

Why do u have to be so dam rude

Yes I am happy you are going to the movies sat but sorry for mentioning dress shopping and trying to take your excitment away god for a minute I would have thought wedding dress shopping would be a more exciting topic then you going to the movies what was I thinking

From
Me

Dear Patients,

Please stop showing up one hour late for appts than giving me a attitude when I can't drop everything because you finally decided to come. You are lucky I will even see you at this point. And you didn't even do the paperwork we sent you so know we need to wait even longer!! I'm so happy you are such a responsible parent, and you wonder why your child needs to seek psychiatric treatment...hmmmm?!?!

Sincerely,

The therapist that despises you

Dear Co-Worker,

Why is must you burn your popcorn is the microwave?!?!? Because of you the office trading stinks!! Going forward please wait by the microwave and follow the directions on the bag.... When the pops slows to less than 1 pop a second STOP the microwave, your popcorn is done!

Sincerely,

Annoyed Co-Worker

dear time,

please get to 5:00 a little quicker today!

Thanks,

bored out of my mind kelley

Dear Hip...

I know I was playing with my student on the floor but that is no reason to pop out and cause me an extreme amount of pain!! I cannot walk and due to that I am stuck sitting on the couch when work is done for the day.

Thank you, management

Dear Right Arm,

I don't know what your issue is but this constant tingling/numb feeling is starting to annoy me. In fact, this has been going on for so long I am starting to truly get concerned. I should go to the doctor to get you checked out but I am procrastinating. Please go back to normal.

Sincerely,
The rest of the body

Dear FH,

Could you please not be so difficult to shop for? I just want to buy you a bitchin bday present, but I have no idea what you want and neither do you.

Love,

Your frustrated, uncreative FW

Dear school districts........

Why are you making it so DAMN hard to register students this year??????? Don't you realize that if a child is in foster care, we may not have all of their appropriate documents???? And if a foster parent is renting their home on a month to month basis, how the H E L L are they supposed to provide me with a copy of a lease?????

Oh and please stop telling me that the foster parents need to register the kids.......THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Really aggravated caseworker

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Dear 3-day Weekend,

Would you please come already????

Thanks
Laura

Dear Life,

You suck.

Thanks for nothing.

Pissed off lady

Dear Feet,

Why are you in throbbing pain!?!?!?

Sincerely,
rest of body

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Posted by Lsorrent

Dear school districts........

Why are you making it so DAMN hard to register students this year??????? Don't you realize that if a child is in foster care, we may not have all of their appropriate documents???? And if a foster parent is renting their home on a month to month basis, how the H E L L are they supposed to provide me with a copy of a lease?????

Oh and please stop telling me that the foster parents need to register the kids.......THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Really aggravated caseworker

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OMG I AM SO FEELING THIS....

Dear MOH/sister,

I am sorry that you feel obligated to be in my wedding.


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