Dear................(Copy From 08)

Dear little sister (MOH)
THanks for being a retard and getting pregnant after being with your dirt bag boyfriend for 3 months. Thanks for dictaiting how I would plan your baby shower for over 200 freakin people. Oh, NO problem. I've only been with FH for 7 freakin years and just got engaged and will hold off all my wedding plans to plan your nightmare of a baby shower! Oh by the way Your suppose to be planning my bridal shower and bachelorette party. I Guess you failed to read that memo. But I see you managed to pick up the 'let me ***** at my sister and say that every thing she picks for her wedding is wrong!

Love,
Your Loving sister who's really Pi**ed right now!

Oh wait mom you get one too!!

Dear mom,
Thanks for sticking up for my crazy sister and for having the nerve to tell me THAT I SHOULD HAVE POSTPONED MY WEDDING WHEN I FOUND OUT MY SISTER WAS PREGNANT. Hey listen, I'm not the dumb a** that got pregnant because 'I don't think I can pregnant so I just won't take the pill anymore' I mean why not, whats another 5 years. I've only waited 7 Years to get freaking engaged and have done everything right. Maybe I should go get knocked up and then I'll get some attention.

Love,
Your daughter who knows how to keep her legs closed



Vent over....man I feel better!!! Who's next??

Oh Yeah,

An dear period,
As Much as I'm glad to have you, hence I'm not pregnant. You really know how to make me B***HY!!

Love,
SOmeone shoot me now!!

That's really funny

Oh honey, replace brother with sister, and I could have been reading my own post.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I got one
Dear People who do Hair and Make up trials,
Why is it when I tell you I want smokey Sultry eyes, you always insist on doing something other that what I want!!!! Even when I bring pics of the eyemake up I want and pictures of how I normally wear my make up, you STILL do what you want! Are you freaking Kidding me!!!

Also....

Dear Coop owerns Lawers,
Are you crazy or just plain stupid! Why is it, if the current owner of the apartment agreed to keep possion of the apartment for 5 scott free and then has to pay for every day there after, that you would take it upon your self to tell my lawers that she refuses to close unless we agree to giving her 20 days!!!! DID YOU NOT HEAR HER WHEN SHE SAID SHE WOULD PAY!!! AND SIGNED THE FREAKING CONTRACT!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Signed,
about to lose my mind

Dear LIW,
WHy are you so great? HOw come I find myself talking to you last before I go to sleep at night and first thing in the morning. Shouldn't it be my FH? Why am I so addicted to you? Thanks for making my butt sore for hours as I sit and mindlessly stare at the computer screen.. Thanks for turning me into an LIW junckie don't worry i'll send you the bill when I finally realize I need to go to rehab!

Signed,
LIW Junkie

Dear Bank Account,

When will you start growing on your own??

All I do is help you along and you never put in any effort.

You are a RIOT! I can't even imagine how p**sed I would be! Get it all out Girl!!

OMG! ..I know it was meant to be a serious post, but WOW...that was great. Im so sorry that you are dealing with this..it must rreally sux. It upsets me sometimes how people dont have any common sense...grrr

If that is a true story, that *****!

WoW
Do you feel better!!!
I know I do!!