Dear................(Copy From 08)

So sorry you're going through this, but I'm glad you feel better!

HEY~ How did you KNOW about this???!!!! I can't believe my sister emailed all of you TOO to squeal about how happy she is about her pregnancy and how her and 3 month old BF arent going to get married becuase 'we dont want to RUIN what we have by getting married. We all know that most marriages end in divorce.'

Is it possible we have the same sister???

Oh wow. First, your sister is an idiot. 'Can't get pregnant?' Uh, who told her that? Obviously not true, right? And then your mom telling you to postpone your wedding because your sister is too stupid to use birth control?

And--200 people? You're kidding, right? I thought a baby shower was supposed to be close friends. 200 people is a gift grab, and very tacky. And who's paying for this shindig? If it's you, I'm sorry. It's not cheap to feed 200 people, or even to get a space big enough for them. Wow. You have my sympathies.

That really stinks and I'm sorry your sister is putting you through this. Unfortunately, God loves stupid people, that's why there are so many around us.

I've got one of many...

Dear PITA sis,

I understand that being the oldest makes it weird to plan your younger sister's wedding when you're not married. But puhlease don't make it sound like everything you have to do is soooo painful and that someone's forcing you. And that the 'trauma' of people asking you why aren't you married is going to be so much greater than my stress of planning a friggin wedding??? I'm no bridezilla, I don't ask a lot. But if you really didn't want to do this, you should have said something a friggin year ago instead of making me go through unnecessary stress. I have plenty of other friends who would have liked to be in the BP and would have taken care of the few tasks they had. But I thought it would be special and less drama for me if I only had the two people who I consider to be sisters to stand up for me. Guess I was wrong. Regardless, get it together already!

Signed,

Your dear sis

I've got so many more, I don't even know if I'll be able to stop myself!

Dear supposed BF and former BM/MOH,

I know you've had a difficult life (haven't we all). And your weight has always been a major issue in your life. What I don't get is how you went from being supposedly super duper excited about my wedding to never wanting to talk about it. How your situation at home and work, which frankly, is always overly-dramatic and on the brink of war for no good reason has gotten so bad to make you so depressed. And if you care so much about me, why oh why would you wait until 6 weeks before my wedding to tell me that you're leaving the country for bariatric surgery and that if all goes well, you'll be back in time for the RD?!?!?!?!?! And how could you possibly think that I would still want you in my BP? You stuck my sister with the bill for my shower, you were so mad at her for dicking around about planning the shower that you refused to help her plan it when you've known that there was a good chance you wouldn't make it, and you and her played around with the dress idea and pretended like you would get them made but never found a seamstress until my mom found one so you could FINALLY order the dresses 4 months before my wedding?? And you think I would trust you now to have your dress made abroad and it will 'look' exactly like the one you ordered which you still never paid me back for???

Signed,

A friend at the end of her rope

And of course, a quick one for the moms.

Dear Mom,

If you invite one more friggin person to this wedding to make sure we have the 'right balance' of Haitians and Americans, I'm not coming to the wedding. And stop telling me this is a once in a lifetime event so it's perfectly rational to spend every last dime on stupid things like wedding shoes which I will probably never wear again, high centerpieces, and all other retarded things you keep telling me to throw my VISA card at. And tell your damn friends and supposed family that the response card is not for decoration or a donation to their stamp fund. I want it back already so I can figure out how many more unknown people are attending this wedding!

Dear FMIL,

I understand you always wanted a daughter and want to be more included. But you live 300 miles away and you border on extreme neediness. I can't share every detail with you b/c: a) that's not who I am, b) I don't even know what half the details are, and c) I don't want you using them to keep pestering me about if they're taken care of or not! I already have a mother who does that so well and I can at least ignore her or tell her off b/c that's what our lifetime relationship allows. So PLEASE, back off! Chill out and relax. I'll come around in due time but this is not the time to be all up in my face. Oh, and just b/c your son ducks your calls does not mean that you can call me all the time to make up for it.

Signed,


A frustrated daughter

Phew! Those have been building up for months.

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Posted by cherilicious16

HEY~ How did you KNOW about this???!!!! I can't believe my sister emailed all of you TOO to squeal about how happy she is about her pregnancy and how her and 3 month old BF arent going to get married becuase 'we dont want to RUIN what we have by getting married. We all know that most marriages end in divorce.'

Is it possible we have the same sister???

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Maybe.... Does she criticize you for everything you do. And do you go home to watch her baby (your nephew) for a few days at a time...even though you are busy as hell and she has the nerve to yell at you because you didn't give the baby a bath??? Oh yeah! What a sister

now that you got your out .. i wil be next ..
Dear Family ...
Does anyone freakin realize that im getting married in 90 FN days .. Oh no ???? i didnt think so.. No need to respond with your excuses .. when its over ..please dont tell me how beautiful everything was .. wheeew that felt great

Dear work,
I'm currently working right now. I'd like to thank you for letting me work for 48 hours in the last 3 days. I especially love that you have repeatedly paged me in at 3 am for hte last 3 days to come in after I had just gone to sleep and need to be at work again at 11. DOn't get me wrong work, I love you, But I don't love you that much. Maybe you should read the letters about my sister and you'll understand why I'm cranky when you page me in at 3 am!

Love,
Your faithful but freakin tired employee

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Posted by FullersBride

Dear work,
I'm currently working right now. I'd like to thank you for letting me work for 48 hours in the last 3 days. I especially love that you have repeatedly paged me in at 3 am for hte last 3 days to come in after I had just gone to sleep and need to be at work again at 11. DOn't get me wrong work, I love you, But I don't love you that much. Maybe you should read the letters about my sister and you'll understand why I'm cranky when you page me in at 3 am!

Love,
Your faithful but freakin tired employee

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ewww...that sux.

wow this is good!

Mine goes in a different direction.... I have been such a beast the last few days that FH should be the one complaining, not me.

Dear FH,
Thank you for putting up with all my crap over the last few weeks. I know that you couldn't care less about what color the flowers are or what the invites look like. But you sit there like a trooper through all the appointments even when all you want to do is go home and relax. You take the brunt of all my complaining about my mother and your mother and how insane they are making me, yet you find it possible to be patient and loving. For that I am eternally grateful.
Love,
Your temporarly insane FW


Dear Pope,
I would like to nominate my FH for sainthood!