Dearest Typical Government Employee

Memordandum:

To: You
From: Me
RE: Things I don't give a fu(k about

1) that the job I gave you to do is time consuming

2) that there was a 15 minute paper jam

3) that this will take a long time

4) that you have to go to lunch

5) that this job is taking up the good part of your work day.

6) that putting paper clips and staples back takes more....that's right..TIME.

7) that you have 'creatively' thought of 6 different ways this job is interferring with your 'TIME'

FYI, I don't care what you have to do, or how you do it. I don't care about your methods. how many sh!t breaks you take, or that you have gone to lunch eleven minutes late.

I just want the job DONE, when it should be DONE. I don't want to hear or see you until that time. If I have to tell you to calm your azz again, I am not going to be nice about it

Capeesh?

hey as a govt employee i am highly offended by your statement!!




he he completely jk - sorry you have to deal with incompetence. . . that stinks

It is sooooo HAWT that you delegate tasks.

We complain at my job all the time but as teachers it truly is the only way to stay sane. I;m up here in Connecticut - hartford area - and if there is a weather change or a full moon all hell brakes loose in this building!

I'm sorry that you have to deal with incompetence.

Instead of 'From: Me' It should have read

From: Hottie who's been deprived food, se# and her lover Gym