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Do not enter if blond and easily offended

usuk2004 Posted:

Do not enter if blond and easily offended

How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
JimmysBride Posted:

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I love corny blond jokes!
jantany26 Posted:

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me too. nothing against real blondes if there is such a thing anymore.
DCSAAB06 Posted:

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Thanks for the laughs!
jesslangen Posted:

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That was hysterical! Thanks for a good laugh, it was much needed.
AndreaLMT Posted:

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No offense taken by this natural blonde.
I actually get a kick out off these!
Jola Posted:

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Those are funny
luvsbob4603 Posted:

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that was hysterical
julz33 Posted:

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very funny!

SweetCin704 Posted:

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As a natural blond, I'm VERY offended


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!



Very funny!!!!!!
Moehick Posted:

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As a brunette I must say.....BRAVO!!!


To all my blond ladies
12-3Princess Posted:

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

salsbride06 Posted:

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i love blonde jokes.....

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