Do NOT tell the bride things she doesn't need to know VENT

Dear bridal party, family, and vendors,

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT tell me things I don't need to know. Such stupid crap creates more stress in my life and I don't need it with 44 days left. I then obsess about such nonsense when I have a million other things to think about. Be adults and try to handle things on your own. If you can't please ask yourself and people around you if I need to know this information before you bring it to my attention.

You don't like the other person you are working with on my wedding day? Fantasy response: Too bad- you have a job, I am paying you too much money to even have to know about this.

You are afraid that ____ is going to 'get drunk and cause a scene?' Fantasy response: Great, I'm sure he will. Thank you for bringing this to my attention so I can do nothing but think about this.

You don't *think* you can get a babysitter? Oh, you might be able to? Fantasy response: Technically not my problem but how about you bring this up when you know for sure?

'I don't have shoes yet, I'm never going to find one's I like.' Fantasy response: You have done NOTHING. Just find some freaking shoes.

GRRRRRR why do people keep laying their s**** at my doorstep?

EDIT- ONE MORE**

Just got a Facebook message from a relative asking what time the events are at, what hotel, and about the wedding website. FANTASY RESPONSE: Why don't you just say you lost your freaking invite. How do you not know about the hotel when you BOOKED IT already? Why the hell are you asking me when you literally know more than 100 other people who have the info?