Is it me? Am I the only one who loves these? Have I just outed myself as being a fan of the lowest form of comedy there is, besides prop comedy and d1ck jokes?
These, regrettably, are not mine.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your a$$.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris was denied an EggMcMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendys.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T Walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
NikkiR515
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
FH is obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes! Everytime he logs on to his email he is greeted with a new joke. I make fun of him for liking them but when he isn't around I like to see what the new joke of the day is so I guess I am a closet Chuck Norris joke fan!
MrsKtoBe
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
When chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
mdawg
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
a few of my personal faves include:
Chuck Norris counted to infiniti. Twice.
Chuck Norris fries ants with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites the frost.
Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.
Those are just a few. I have tons. LoL
MrsDtoBe09
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
I love Chuck Norris jokes... we have the book in our bathroom along with What's Your Poo Telling You?
IrishBrideASmiling
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Mrs.DtoB09.
What's your poo telling you.
I don't think I want to know. But that's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
MakingofaMulligan
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Im so glad you girls love chuck norris jokes. I literally make myself laugh when I say them aloud. He's got a commercial out for a total gym and every time its on I tell FH another Chuck joke. He does not share my love of them.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
gina409
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
i love chuck norris!!!!!
MrsDrinkh20
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Fantastic...
When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for chuck norris!
Chuck norris doesnt leave messages. He leaves warnings
ddnsp618
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
after a long night of drinking, chuck norris doesnt throw up, he throws down
Suzanner
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
These are all awesome! Irishbrideasmiling- that's one of the greatest sites ever. More Chucks tomorrow. Daily chuck!!
coldasice217
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Dare I say, COTD?
ddnsp618
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
on my mac widgets (on the dashboard i think) i have a random chuck norris factorizer (it prodcues facts) and is amazing!
NikkiR515
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding....
JennyAPH
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
I love these jokes too.. and the ones for Davis Hasselhoff.
Deeglasser
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits...
MrsDtoBe09
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
Posted by Suzanner
Mrs.DtoB09.
What's your poo telling you.
I don't think I want to know. But that's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
Its surprisingly informative!
mdawg
Posted:
Member since
Re: Does anyone love Chuck Norris Jokes like I do?
