Don't eat Popcorn eat...

TURKEY!!! GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLEThanksgiving song just for my chicas!!

Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

[Shout from Crowd:] 'I love you Adam!'
[Adam Sandler:] 'Ohhh, I love you!'
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

[Adam Sandler:] 'That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it.
But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping.
Here we go... Thanks anyways'

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

thatssssss righhhhtttt............


Going to wear sweat pants on thursday... no skinny jeans!!!!

And for the couple of vegetarians on here (even though I personally think this stuff is gross, LOL):

oh man that dude looks like ken on steroids!!!!

He got strong from Fo-Turkey!!!!!

I love tofu but your right that stuff does not look yummy at all. Tofu casserole is tasty!!!!

I forgot about this!!!

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Posted by Sandradv121

oh man that dude looks like ken on steroids!!!!

He got strong from Fo-Turkey!!!!!

I love tofu but your right that stuff does not look yummy at all. Tofu casserole is tasty!!!!

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It's really, really weird. No offense to anyone that likes it; I just don't like anything from the Tofurkey brand.
I just eat all the sides instead...and desserts...and wine...ohhhh I need to go to the gym tonight!!!

I work out like an animal until thanksgiving dinner... and than I eat like a man.


PUMPKIN PIE HERE I COME (STRAIGHT TO MY ARSE!!!)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna eattttttt
i made my pies this weekend-that's right..4 pies for 5 people
you do the math

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Posted by 20mrsc10

ahhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna eattttttt
i made my pies this weekend-that's right..4 pies for 5 people
you do the math

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OMG, I love it!!!!

Thats a creepy looking turkey