Drama guide

If you don't want to start drama, please do not post the following:

1) 'My wedding review only got 23,456 views! No one likes me, you are all stuck up biatches b/c I didn't have my wedding at Oheka castle, so you don't care about my review'

2) 'Why are there so many mormons/men/ferret owners on this site? Shoudn't they go find a site for mormons/men/ferret owners?'

3) 'I am really so tired of all of the topics about sex/soup/lunch whatever. I know the subject heading usually gives an inkling about teh content of the post, but I am too stupid/lazy/irrational to check the heading BEFORE I open the thread and decide if I want to read it or not'

4) Any personal attacks, whether they involve large rodents, orange vegetables or the ability to raise children

5) 'it's totally wrong to declaw ferrets! But look at my beautful orange opossum! I dyed him myself!'

6) The 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th post, etc, about the same exact thing

7) 'ANYBRIDE2005 - why are you always posting about soup/sex/frogs/lunch/chihuahuas? Gosh..that is so 'insert adjective here'

8) 'Oh god...what is with all of the drama queens on this board. I wish they would get over it'

9) 'Have you ever cheated on FH?///(a few psots later) OMG..How can you do that....anyone who has cheated on FH shoulnd't be together, there's something wrong with your relationship'

10) 'DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! This is a post about DRAMA!'

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Posted by marymoon

If you don't want to start drama, please do not post the following:

1) 'My wedding review only got 23,456 views! No one likes me, you are all stuck up biatches b/c I didn't have my wedding at Oheka castle, so you don't care about my review'

2) 'Why are there so many mormons/men/ferret owners on this site? Shoudn't they go find a site for mormons/men/ferret owners?'

3) 'I am really so tired of all of the topics about sex/soup/lunch whatever. I know the subject heading usually gives an inkling about teh content of the post, but I am too stupid/lazy/irrational to check the heading BEFORE I open the thread and decide if I want to read it or not'

4) Any personal attacks, whether they involve large rodents, orange vegetables or the ability to raise children

5) 'it's totally wrong to declaw ferrets! But look at my beautful orange opossum! I dyed him myself!'

6) The 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th post, etc, about the same exact thing

7) 'ANYBRIDE2005 - why are you always posting about soup/sex/frogs/lunch/chihuahuas? Gosh..that is so 'insert adjective here'

8) 'Oh god...what is with all of the drama queens on this board. I wish they would get over it'

9) 'Have you ever cheated on FH?///(a few psots later) OMG..How can you do that....anyone who has cheated on FH shoulnd't be together, there's something wrong with your relationship'

10) 'DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! This is a post about DRAMA!'

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Mary, brilliant. I would like to add one more...

11) I don't want to start any drama.........

*bows* I figured some people needed some tips.


Feel free to add !

BRAVE! BRAVO!

9) 'Have you ever cheated on FH?///(a few psots later) OMG..How can you do that....anyone who has cheated on FH shoulnd't be together, there's something wrong with your relationship'



This one is great!

12) Any post that needs a disclaimer.
Such as: Hate to sound like a biatch but, Sorry This may sound rude but, I didn't mean to sound nasty so sorry if it my post came across that way, ect...

OMG, Jenn- this is perhaps the best list ever compliled on LIWs

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by LoriH

12) Any post that needs a disclaimer.
Such as: Hate to sound like a biatch but, Sorry This may sound rude but, I didn't mean to sound nasty so sorry if it my post came across that way, ect...

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EXACTLY..fi you KNOW you're gonna sound like a biatch, and you really don't want drama,...umm don't post it..HELLO>

This is SO great!! Thank you!

Beautiful work Jenn! (need a clapping emoteicon)

13. Anyone who doesn't think the exact same way I think must be a complete idiot!

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Posted by Jax430

Beautiful work Jenn! (need a clapping emoteicon)

13. Anyone who doesn't think the exact same way I think must be a complete idiot!

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Good one Jax! I'm guilty of #13.

love all the new ones!

how about:

'Honest opinions, please!! How does my hair/makeup/shoes/dress/dog' look .. '

and the first poster who does NOT think the hair/makeup/shoes/dress/dog looks good (even if its said in a polite way) gets RIPPED by everyone else ..

(even if they too agree , deep down, that the origianal posters' hair/makeup/shoes/dress/dog was butt ugly'

ETA: typically those who post 'give me your honest opinion' isn't truly looking for honesty at all.....

Sure there is no need to say 'you look hideous' .. that isn't cool. But even when giving constructive critisicm, it causes all hell to break loose

what about...
i know i am being...rude, selfish,bridezilla BUT