Embarassing story thread

Okay here is mine...


A few yrs ago while in college, I was taking a class that we all had to get up and read our reports. Well one of the older gentlemen who was in his later 30s, (mind you I was like 20 at the time, and most of the people there were YOUNGER) gets up and starts his report. Now his report was pretty bad. His arugment was low, but his heart was in the right place, but even worse... is fly was WIDE open! I mean all out there! We could see his red breifs! I felt so so so so so horrible for this poor man. And everyone else did. I would have hated to be the one to tell him after his poor report that he was pretty much hanging out!

In 7th grade I tried skiing for the first time while on a school trip. It was my first time and I fell everywhere - while walking to the lodge, in the lodge, down the stairs of the lodge. I knocked into to little kids on the bunny hill and then I was somehow persuaded by a friend to try a beginner hill.

I came off the lift and fell, blocking other people from skiing down. Everytime I got up, I fell, so I WALKED down the mountain. People from the lift yelled at me to ski and I yelled back 'I CAN'T SKI!' I drank hot chocolate the rest of the day and sat by myself. I haven't tried to ski since.

my embarassing story - was the first time i met FH's parents.

I went to his house for Sunday dinner and everything is going good. the meal was pretty much over and we are all hanging around the table talking and his mother asked him to 'pass the broccoli' - which was between me & FH on the table.

He lifts the lid - and says 'oh thats what the smell was' - turns to me and says 'i thought you were farting through dinner'!!!

IS HE KIDDING ME!! I remember i wanted to die that he would make me out to be so disgusting like i would be farting away at the table. Mind you - there is no back story that would make him think that!!

GTG August 25th 2005

I walked into the men's bathroom with my name tag on in a mildly altered state thinking... 'Why are there urinals in here?'

DUH!

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Posted by Goldi1021

GTG August 25th 2005

I walked into the men's bathroom with my name tag on in a mildly altered state thinking... 'Why are there urinals in here?'

DUH!

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I've done that. Some guy and his kid saw me! I was so embarassed!

I was attending a training session at the NASD headquarters in Downtown NYC with a fellow-co worker. Her and I decided to grab some pizza during our lunch break, and as I was crossing Broadway at Jay Street, my foot hit the rim of a pothole (that was masked by the white crossing line in the crosswalk) and fell FACE FIRST into the middle of the Street (of course I was walking AGAINST THE LIGHT) and it literally looked like I was sliding into First Base...and this was of course confirmed by the Gentlemen that saw the entire thing, and yelled 'SAFE' and made the motion!

But, that's not all...I was in such a shock of falling, that it took me a good 20 seconds to get up, and I was on all four, when a yellow cab (shocker) comes to a screetching halt, and YELLED at me to get out of the street!

Fortunately, I was okay, no tears in my suit and no scrapes on my palms or knees.

ETA: The gentlemen...yep, they were in a training course in the room next to me, and when I walked across the doorway after work, they began in unison singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame.'

Needless to say, I now work Midtown, and don't cross against the light and wear flats whenever I'm outside!

I have two


The first one I was a sophmore in high school and I had my monthly friend so I had to run to the store and on the way back I ran into one eof my cousins friends that I had the biggest crush on and he knew it so we started to talk and all was going good till the bag ripped and out fell the box of maxi pads and I picked them up and just ran. Needless to say that I avoided him as much as possible which was quite hard being that he lived around the corner from me and my couisn lived on my block.

The second is a few years ago when I jsut started a new job (the one I had before this one) well it was my second week and a bunch of my co workers were going out for happy hour and asked if I woudl like to join and I went and we had a good time. Well I was a little tipsy and there was some ice on the ground. Well we were walking from one bar to another and all of a sudden like bambi my legs split and I fell like a ton of brickss I couldn't get up for a little while cuz I was laughing so hard and so was everyone else. I felt like bambi though cuz everytime I tried to get up I would slip and fall again. Well when I walked in the next day thats what my co workers were calling bambi I was so embarassed being that it was my first time going out with everyone but that didn't stop them from inviting me the next time

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Posted by Goldi1021

GTG August 25th 2005

I walked into the men's bathroom with my name tag on in a mildly altered state thinking... 'Why are there urinals in here?'

DUH!

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I've done that on purpose cause girls take WAY to long to pee..

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Posted by EmberLynn

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Posted by Goldi1021

GTG August 25th 2005

I walked into the men's bathroom with my name tag on in a mildly altered state thinking... 'Why are there urinals in here?'

DUH!

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I've done that. Some guy and his kid saw me! I was so embarassed!

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So last weekend, we moved my FBIL up to college in Pennsylvania. I figured it would be good to pee before we get to campus so we can just unload the car and start, withouth worrying about finding a bathroom. So we take a food exit to a McDonalds about 3 miles away. I get inside, and there is a tampon wrapper in the toilet and blood on the seat. Gross! So I came out very upset telling FH what happened (because now I really had to pee). He said, 'go in the men's room'. So I did. Luckily there was a side door close to the bathrooms so we could make our exit unnoticed. I mean, I did go into a McDonalds, I didn't order any food, and ended up using a gender-inappropriate bathroom. Good thing no one saw me!

Mine had to definately be when I met FH father for the first time. He lives down in Florida so we decided to go and spend Thanksgiving with him. Later that night after dinner we were on the back porch when his father turns to me and says 'You know the first thing I noticed about you when you got of the car?' I could feel my face turning red just thinking about what he was going to say...I said 'No what?' FFIL replies 'Your lips...you have such gorgoeus lips' I thought I would die...I just met the man two hours prior and he's telling me IN FRONT OF HIS SON how he thinks my lips are sexy... FH was hysterical and to this day tells people this story...I wanna kill him...

Senior year of HS, I was running late (of course) and picked up a pair of jeans from clean laundry that I hadn't folded yet and ran out of the house. Go to first period, sit through the entire class and at the end I get up because we were doing the pledge. Well, my friend sitting behind me starts HYSTERICALLY laughing. I look down, and there they were - big old grandma panties. They were just laying there, all big and pathetic.

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Posted by Thumballina

Mine had to definately be when I met FH father for the first time. He lives down in Florida so we decided to go and spend Thanksgiving with him. Later that night after dinner we were on the back porch when his father turns to me and says 'You know the first thing I noticed about you when you got of the car?' I could feel my face turning red just thinking about what he was going to say...I said 'No what?' FFIL replies 'Your lips...you have such gorgoeus lips' I thought I would die...I just met the man two hours prior and he's telling me IN FRONT OF HIS SON how he thinks my lips are sexy... FH was hysterical and to this day tells people this story...I wanna kill him...

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Dirty old man!!! Hey it could be worse! I've had 90 yr olds flash me. ewww....

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Posted by Goldi1021

GTG August 25th 2005

I walked into the men's bathroom with my name tag on in a mildly altered state thinking... 'Why are there urinals in here?'

DUH!

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I've done this a few times while being out and the one time a guy tried to look at me under the stall so I kicked him. Served him right.

I have another one! a few yrs ago I had this little kitten that LOVE to suck on my ear. It was cute and all but when you are trying to sleep the little fur ball wouldn't stop. And as it suckled it would dig its nails in your neck and chests and so on... So I put perfume on my ear lobe and it worked (sort of.) The next morning I woke up to the kitten fast asleep under my shirt suckling on my breast!

Oh I jsut remembered another story. I used to be on a bowling league with a bunch of friends guys and girls. Well at one of the games I put on a pair of jeans they were a little tight but I thought no big deal they will stretch a bit since I jsut took them out of the dryer well low and behold they stretched alright. When I got up to bowl and bent over to release the ball they split right up the crack of my butt. Thank goodness one of the guys had a big shirt I was able to throw on until the game was over and I was able to go home and change

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Posted by EmberLynn

I have another one! a few yrs ago I had this little kitten that LOVE to suck on my ear. It was cute and all but when you are trying to sleep the little fur ball wouldn't stop. And as it suckled it would dig its nails in your neck and chests and so on... So I put perfume on my ear lobe and it worked (sort of.) The next morning I woke up to the kitten fast asleep under my shirt suckling on my breast!

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thats funny

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Posted by Thumballina

Mine had to definately be when I met FH father for the first time. He lives down in Florida so we decided to go and spend Thanksgiving with him. Later that night after dinner we were on the back porch when his father turns to me and says 'You know the first thing I noticed about you when you got of the car?' I could feel my face turning red just thinking about what he was going to say...I said 'No what?' FFIL replies 'Your lips...you have such gorgoeus lips' I thought I would die...I just met the man two hours prior and he's telling me IN FRONT OF HIS SON how he thinks my lips are sexy... FH was hysterical and to this day tells people this story...I wanna kill him...

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My best friends father goes (mind you I'm like 16 at the time) You know who you look like? and then he says some name I've never heard. When I'm like 'who's thats' he says 'this porn star I just saw for the first time'.... how gross!

this is really bad

i was at my college alumni function all dressed up in a nice suit and heels feeling all successful ( lol)

i decided to sneak out because my stomach was killing me! and i needed to use the bathroom at home. on the way to my car, two of my old classmates (2 guys) were outside smoking a cigarette.

they stopped me to start talking and to catch up. i really needed to go but i stuck around to not be rude.

as im describing my new career, mid-sentence i fart- LOUD. then i automatically say 'whoops!!' (i dont know why i said that) but i finished my story and left soonafter.

everytime i run into those guys i cant help but wonder if they call me fart girl. i mean, how gross and embarrassing! if you ever met me, you wound never think i would do such a thing.

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Posted by Preshy7

this is really bad

i was at my college alumni function all dressed up in a nice suit and heels feeling all successful ( lol)

i decided to sneak out because my stomach was killing me! and i needed to use the bathroom at home. on the way to my car, two of my old classmates (2 guys) were outside smoking a cigarette.

they stopped me to start talking and to catch up. i really needed to go but i stuck around to not be rude.

as im describing my new career, mid-sentence i fart- LOUD. then i automatically say 'whoops!!' (i dont know why i said that) but i finished my story and left soonafter.

everytime i run into those guys i cant help but wonder if they call me fart girl. i mean, how gross and embarrassing! if you ever met me, you wound never think i would do such a thing.

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the best part of this story is the 'whoops'

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Posted by Preshy7

this is really bad

i was at my college alumni function all dressed up in a nice suit and heels feeling all successful ( lol)

i decided to sneak out because my stomach was killing me! and i needed to use the bathroom at home. on the way to my car, two of my old classmates (2 guys) were outside smoking a cigarette.

they stopped me to start talking and to catch up. i really needed to go but i stuck around to not be rude.

as im describing my new career, mid-sentence i fart- LOUD. then i automatically say 'whoops!!' (i dont know why i said that) but i finished my story and left soonafter.

everytime i run into those guys i cant help but wonder if they call me fart girl. i mean, how gross and embarrassing! if you ever met me, you wound never think i would do such a thing.

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