Embarassing story thread

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Posted by Preshy7

this is really bad

i was at my college alumni function all dressed up in a nice suit and heels feeling all successful ( lol)

i decided to sneak out because my stomach was killing me! and i needed to use the bathroom at home. on the way to my car, two of my old classmates (2 guys) were outside smoking a cigarette.

they stopped me to start talking and to catch up. i really needed to go but i stuck around to not be rude.

as im describing my new career, mid-sentence i fart- LOUD. then i automatically say 'whoops!!' (i dont know why i said that) but i finished my story and left soonafter.

everytime i run into those guys i cant help but wonder if they call me fart girl. i mean, how gross and embarrassing! if you ever met me, you wound never think i would do such a thing.

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My FH Grandmother says 'Better to fart and bare the shame, then hold it in and bare the pain' How gross!

ok here is mine

I had my lil friend for the month and i went to my MOH boyfriends house..he is actually our best man in the wedding...well i went to the bathroom and i had to change my tampon...well i wont flush them b/c that is how our toilet got backed up at home so i wrapped up the old tampon in toliet paper really good and put it at the bottom of the garbage...now the garbage was filled so i fig if it was at the bottom someone will be thowing it out very soon...the next day my MOH calls me hysterically laughing....apparrantly the dog was running around the house with something in his mouth our Best man went to see what he had and yes ladies the dog had you know what.....I cant look at our Bestman anymore without laughing...he laughs at me....i was mortified when they told me but we can laugh about it now ...well i mean I can laugh at it they all were laughing already
THank god i am close with the bestman..he is like a brother but still embarrassing but not as much if it was to be someone else

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Posted by dbleplay17

ok here is mine

I had my lil friend for the month and i went to my MOH boyfriends house..he is actually our best man in the wedding...well i went to the bathroom and i had to change my tampon...well i wont flush them b/c that is how our toilet got backed up at home so i wrapped up the old tampon in toliet paper really good and put it at the bottom of the garbage...now the garbage was filled so i fig if it was at the bottom someone will be thowing it out very soon...the next day my MOH calls me hysterically laughing....apparrantly the dog was running around the house with something in his mouth our Best man went to see what he had and yes ladies the dog had you know what.....I cant look at our Bestman anymore without laughing...he laughs at me....i was mortified when they told me but we can laugh about it now ...well i mean I can laugh at it they all were laughing already
THank god i am close with the bestman..he is like a brother but still embarrassing but not as much if it was to be someone else

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I had just gotten a puppy and once when my gf of the month showed up a little earlier than usual I stained my underwear. Mind you I was like 12 so I didn't really care and I just threw them in the hamper. Well I came home from school and my neigbor came over with my bloody panties. My dog got out and had theses in his MOUTH!

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Posted by EmberLynn

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Posted by dbleplay17

ok here is mine

I had my lil friend for the month and i went to my MOH boyfriends house..he is actually our best man in the wedding...well i went to the bathroom and i had to change my tampon...well i wont flush them b/c that is how our toilet got backed up at home so i wrapped up the old tampon in toliet paper really good and put it at the bottom of the garbage...now the garbage was filled so i fig if it was at the bottom someone will be thowing it out very soon...the next day my MOH calls me hysterically laughing....apparrantly the dog was running around the house with something in his mouth our Best man went to see what he had and yes ladies the dog had you know what.....I cant look at our Bestman anymore without laughing...he laughs at me....i was mortified when they told me but we can laugh about it now ...well i mean I can laugh at it they all were laughing already
THank god i am close with the bestman..he is like a brother but still embarrassing but not as much if it was to be someone else

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I had just gotten a puppy and once when my gf of the month showed up a little earlier than usual I stained my underwear. Mind you I was like 12 so I didn't really care and I just threw them in the hamper. Well I came home from school and my neigbor came over with my bloody panties. My dog got out and had theses in his MOUTH!

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i love dogs...but not when they do this stuff

I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like 'would it make you feel any better if I fell too?'

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Posted by SuzBride

I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like 'would it make you feel any better if I fell too?'

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Did you say yes?

Oh wait here is a better one:

I was in the gym at college after a very long and intoxicated night out. I was running on the treadmill, with my roommate running next to me. Of course I was seeing how fast she was going and trying to keep up. At one point, I looked over at her spedometer and losts my footing. As I am falling off the treadmill I grab onto the handrail thing and scream 'Oh no, I'm falling' (I swear I must have still been drunk - why else would i not just get off and feel the need to yell). Of course my yelling got everyone's attention and I proceed to FALL OFF the treadmill Sadly as I fell a section of the skin on my leg got caught and I still have a scar to this day. I still can picture every single person in that gym's looks of astonishment at my stupidity

so sad

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Posted by Suzannebride

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Posted by SuzBride

I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like 'would it make you feel any better if I fell too?'

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Did you say yes?

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YES! but he wouldn't do it!

oh i have one more (what is wrong with me? all of these happened during college too).

So first dinner sophomore year at college. I am of course wearing flip flops at dinner. I am going to return my tray that still has a large glass of water and two cups of tomato soup. As I turn the corner in the dining hall I slip on some water. I fall. My tray flies in the air and the contents (water, tomato soup, salad) land in my lap. There is a huge thump as I hit the floor - the girls in the stall next to where I fell scream and the hall goes silent as they all stare at me. I am on the floor and I don't know what to do - so I pick up my tray, put it up to my face (to shield my identity ) and sprint out of the dining hall (leaving all the dumped contents on the floor). my college friends still bring that up as the funniest thing they ever saw (they cleaned up my mess )

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Posted by SuzBride

oh i have one more (what is wrong with me? all of these happened during college too).

So first dinner sophomore year at college. I am of course wearing flip flops at dinner. I am going to return my tray that still has a large glass of water and two cups of tomato soup. As I turn the corner in the dining hall I slip on some water. I fall. My tray flies in the air and the contents (water, tomato soup, salad) land in my lap. There is a huge thump as I hit the floor - the girls in the stall next to where I fell scream and the hall goes silent as they all stare at me. I am on the floor and I don't know what to do - so I pick up my tray, put it up to my face (to shield my identity ) and sprint out of the dining hall (leaving all the dumped contents on the floor). my college friends still bring that up as the funniest thing they ever saw (they cleaned up my mess )

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this is soo funny!!!

Mine has to be that when I first met My FI that he had me going. This is why well it start when i left my parents house we are in the car and I go to Lite my cig and all of a sudden the thing pops in my face. I was like oh my god the terrorists are attacking our cigerettes now. So I call my mom and tell her that Im going to write a letter and tell them that they should do something and the next day Im on the phone with FI and I lite another one and while on the phone it pops in my face again. Well that was it I was going nuts and then that night i found out it was FI after looking like a foul he was up to the whole thing and they would have laughed if I called and sent a letter. You ladies will get a laugh from this.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I came off the lift and fell, blocking other people from skiing down. Everytime I got up, I fell, so I WALKED down the mountain. People from the lift yelled at me to ski and I yelled back 'I CAN'T SKI!' I drank hot chocolate the rest of the day and sat by myself. I haven't tried to ski since.

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I have one of these too! I hate skiiing! I was pursuaded to go on a bigger hill (meanwhile I couldn't even master the bunny slope). My problem was I picked up speed quick. So we get to the top and my friends are trying to decide which hill to go down. I go zipping by and yell 'this one' (I couldn't stop). I FLY down the mountain (trying to find a nice spot to land and trying to avoid hitting someone). Suddenly I fall and go flying about 30 feet on my face. The ski patrol guy comes down the mountain and tells me I need to get off the mountain cause 'I am a hazard to other skiiers'. (He didn't need to tell me - I walked down the mountain (Ok i was crying) and made FH take me to the outlets ) Looking back it is funny but at the time I was mortified.