Embarrassing moments being part of a Bridal Party - or pee in your pants stories!

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

There was a girl in my kindergarten class that was caught drinking out of the toilet. Clearly, she was parched.

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Excuse me while I stifle my hysterical LOL-ing in my quiet office!!!!

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

There was a girl in my kindergarten class that was caught drinking out of the toilet. Clearly, she was parched.

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parched, or raised by dogs?

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Posted by MPAS

ahahahaah I think we all peed on ourselves in grade K

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I did when i was kindergarten, and i tried to walk around with my legs crossed so it didn't show as much. The teacher call my mom, and she had to pick me up. But by the time she came, it was dry.

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Posted by SB7308


Lots of pee stories this week

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for the record, when i peed my pants, I managed to not get any on the seat, even at 4 years old.

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Posted by AMGBride2008

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Posted by MPAS

speaking of pee. WHen I was younger , I couldnt get my jeans botton to open so I peed on myself in school. I remember having boots on and the piss got inside and everytime I walked it would make sqeaky noises. I had piss everywhere ohhh man the good ol days

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::swish swish swish::



I, too, in fact have my own pee-your-pants story. And this also happens to be my very first memory of ever being embarassed...

When I was in playschool (I guess it's similar to daycare, but we didn't go for the whole day, more like a couple of hours 2 or 3 times a week), I must've been about 3 years old. I peed my pants and instead of having the parents bring in extra clothes in case this happens, the teacher had a bin of old clothes... well, she put me in a pair of the most horendous red plaid pants ever. I remember, to this day, how embarassed I was at 3 years old!

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OMG a bin of clothes. i think Im going to piss my pants right now, I cant stop laughing at all the piss stories

Yeah thats the word I was looking for 'swish, swish'

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Posted by ant n tilde



great story

i have a sad/funny FG story
my niece( she was about 6 at the time) was the FG for my cousin's wedding - she was up at 8AM and spent the whole day in church, taking pictures etc.

finally at about 10PM they brought out her french fries and she started shoving them in her mouth like 12 at a time - my sister waws mortified and told her to stop eating like she hadnt eaten all day

she looked at us and said: 'but i DIDNT eat all day'

no one, not once, all day had given the child something to eat in all of the excitement of the wedding and she didnt complaing bc we made a big deal about hte 'honor' of being a flower girl and how she had to be a big girl and stuff

IT WAS SO SAD! we made them bring out like 4 plates of fries for her!!

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OMG how sad and funny, poor thing, she deserved all those fries

i dont have any pee stories......maybe i just blocked it from my memory

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

When I was 3, I was in 2 weddings. Two of my aunts, my mothers sister, and my fathers. I was the flower girl, obv.

During one of them (from what I remember, after the church, before the reception -- and I can't remember which aunt it was) I PEED IN MY DRESS. And they had to use a blowdryer in the bathroom to dry it.

I just randomly remembered this, and wanted to share.

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LMFAO

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Posted by MPAS

speaking of pee. WHen I was younger , I couldnt get my jeans botton to open so I peed on myself in school. I remember having boots on and the piss got inside and everytime I walked it would make sqeaky noises. I had piss everywhere ohhh man the good ol days

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I forgot to add to my piss story. I was really embarrased not bec I pissed my pants but bec it was cold out and you can see steam rising from my boots bec my piss was hot

these are so funny!!!

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by MPAS

speaking of pee. WHen I was younger , I couldnt get my jeans botton to open so I peed on myself in school. I remember having boots on and the piss got inside and everytime I walked it would make sqeaky noises. I had piss everywhere ohhh man the good ol days

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I forgot to add to my piss story. I was really embarrased not bec I pissed my pants but bec it was cold out and you can see steam rising from my boots bec my piss was hot

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Ewwww.. Isn't it sad that I can almost remember what it feels like to have wet pants (via pee) and have to stand outside in the cold and the wet gets cold.... ugh!

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by MPAS

speaking of pee. WHen I was younger , I couldnt get my jeans botton to open so I peed on myself in school. I remember having boots on and the piss got inside and everytime I walked it would make sqeaky noises. I had piss everywhere ohhh man the good ol days

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I forgot to add to my piss story. I was really embarrased not bec I pissed my pants but bec it was cold out and you can see steam rising from my boots bec my piss was hot

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OMG MPAS i am like falling off my chair from laughing!!

ok wait i have a PEE/wedding story...

When i was like 8 i was sleep walking......it was the night b4 my aunts wedding i was so nervous.......my sister was in th kitchen with all of her friends which i thought was 'SO COOL'' Well i walked in the kitchen....pulled down my pants and sat on an empty chair and PEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd., walked back to the bed and went back to sleep!
The next morning my sister was like...ewe ur nasty .....u pee anywhere...(she was like 15.)...

I was histerically crying cuz i couldnt figure out how she knew what i was dreaming..meanwhile i wasnt drreaming!

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by MPAS

speaking of pee. WHen I was younger , I couldnt get my jeans botton to open so I peed on myself in school. I remember having boots on and the piss got inside and everytime I walked it would make sqeaky noises. I had piss everywhere ohhh man the good ol days

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I forgot to add to my piss story. I was really embarrased not bec I pissed my pants but bec it was cold out and you can see steam rising from my boots bec my piss was hot

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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Posted by Mizzdimple

ok wait i have a PEE/wedding story...

When i was like 8 i was sleep walking......it was the night b4 my aunts wedding i was so nervous.......my sister was in th kitchen with all of her friends which i thought was 'SO COOL'' Well i walked in the kitchen....pulled down my pants and sat on an empty chair and PEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd., walked back to the bed and went back to sleep!
The next morning my sister was like...ewe ur nasty .....u pee anywhere...(she was like 15.)...

I was histerically crying cuz i couldnt figure out how she knew what i was dreaming..meanwhile i wasnt drreaming!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

ok wait i have a PEE/wedding story...

When i was like 8 i was sleep walking......it was the night b4 my aunts wedding i was so nervous.......my sister was in th kitchen with all of her friends which i thought was 'SO COOL'' Well i walked in the kitchen....pulled down my pants and sat on an empty chair and PEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd., walked back to the bed and went back to sleep!
The next morning my sister was like...ewe ur nasty .....u pee anywhere...(she was like 15.)...

I was histerically crying cuz i couldnt figure out how she knew what i was dreaming..meanwhile i wasnt drreaming!

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THAT IS FREAKIN HYSTERICAL!!!!

omg FH sleep walks and he pees everywhere! he hasnt done it in a few years but when he was like a pre teen his parents had friends over and he slept walked (sleepwalked?) into the living room, unzipped and peed in the magazine rack in front of everyone!

i REALLY hope he has grown out of that!

and with these stories, i thee add....

i was out riding bikes with my cousin one day, and idk what happened, but her pants leg got caught in the chain ((think '80s banana seat bike)) and she couldn't get untangled....she starts screaming in the middle of the street ANG I GOTTA PEEEEEEEE I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEE while her pants are wrapped in the bike chain.....and i was laughing so hard i lost my strength i guess...couldn't get the pants untangled, and before you know it.....there she goes peeing all over the place.....i never laughed so hard in my entire life......

then her mom.....(my aunt) just dropped her son off at work, she had all of us in the car, and we're going down hempstead turnpike, get stuck in traffic, and my aunt goes I GOTTA PEE...so we all (about 8 or 9 years old) start trying to make her laugh so that she would be her pants, and it worked. 19 years later...she's still hearing about it!


Something happened to FH once that was really funny and really embarassing (im NOT telling that story bc he'll pre-divorce me) and i decided to go downstairs while he was upstairs, and tell my mom this story.....ya know hwen you have to say something thats a secret and you always wind up saying it louder then you mean too? thats what happened...so me and my mom are bent over the kitchen counter hysterical laughing...crying.....and both of us peed together lmfao

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade we had these state Science tests that we had to take in the gymnasium (the whole grade at once). We weren't allowed to leave at all during the test- no even for the bathroom. The test had a part where we had to measure water, etc. with beakers so doing this made me really have to gooooooo.... I couldn't hold it any longer and peed my pants!! I got so nervous & embarassed I dumped the test water all over me to cover up the pee & make it look like an accident. I think the teacher's knew , but the kept it quiet and just brought me to the nurse so I could change.... Soo embarassing then but sooooooooo funny now!!!

OKAY i cant believe i am telling this story but one time i was with my dad and i REALLY had to pee - i was young like probably about five and i was CRYING that i had to pee but we were stuck in traffic.

This was back in the day so i was sitting in the front seat and i start screaming OMG I AM PEEING I CANT STOP IT

Now, my dad has never had a 'new' car but he is OBSESSED with whatever car he has like always washing it and taking care of it - very proud of his cars!

so my darling concerned dad undoes my seatbelt and throws me on the floor of the car so i dont wet the seat - and i peed all over the floor of the car

my dad was just so relieved that i didnt pee on his seat!