Re: Embarrassing moments being part of a Bridal Party - or pee in your pants stories!

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Posted by ant n tilde

OKAY i cant believe i am telling this story but one time i was with my dad and i REALLY had to pee - i was young like probably about five and i was CRYING that i had to pee but we were stuck in traffic.

This was back in the day so i was sitting in the front seat and i start screaming OMG I AM PEEING I CANT STOP IT

Now, my dad has never had a 'new' car but he is OBSESSED with whatever car he has like always washing it and taking care of it - very proud of his cars!

so my darling concerned dad undoes my seatbelt and throws me on the floor of the car so i dont wet the seat - and i peed all over the floor of the car

my dad was just so relieved that i didnt pee on his seat!

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Men!!! LMAO. These stories are great!

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Posted by ant n tilde

omg FH sleep walks and he pees everywhere! he hasnt done it in a few years but when he was like a pre teen his parents had friends over and he slept walked (sleepwalked?) into the living room, unzipped and peed in the magazine rack in front of everyone!

i REALLY hope he has grown out of that!

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I DID THE SAME THING ALSO..my parents use to sleep in the living room..my dad was asleep and i stood at the end of the bed...pulled my pants down and peed on his feet.....so embarassing!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by ant n tilde

omg FH sleep walks and he pees everywhere! he hasnt done it in a few years but when he was like a pre teen his parents had friends over and he slept walked (sleepwalked?) into the living room, unzipped and peed in the magazine rack in front of everyone!

i REALLY hope he has grown out of that!

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I DID THE SAME THING ALSO..my parents use to sleep in the living room..my dad was asleep and i stood at the end of the bed...pulled my pants down and peed on his feet.....so embarassing!

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OMG!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by ant n tilde

omg FH sleep walks and he pees everywhere! he hasnt done it in a few years but when he was like a pre teen his parents had friends over and he slept walked (sleepwalked?) into the living room, unzipped and peed in the magazine rack in front of everyone!

i REALLY hope he has grown out of that!

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I DID THE SAME THING ALSO..my parents use to sleep in the living room..my dad was asleep and i stood at the end of the bed...pulled my pants down and peed on his feet.....so embarassing!

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hahahahahahahahahaha everyone in my house is like WHATS SO FUNNY?? oooohhh nothing

Re: Embarrassing moments being part of a Bridal Party - or pee in your pants stories!

ok here is mine. in 1st grade i had to pee SO BAD and the bathroom was in the classroom. i kept trying to stand up to go but every time i uncrossed my legs i knew iw asn't going to make it without peeing my pants. finally i just gave up and i actually thought i could just pee my pants in my seat and no one would ever know. well guess what, i was wearing a dress! so i guess a yellow puddle formed around my seat and i just acted like nothing happened. so the girl next to me taps me and really nicely goes 'ummmm, look, i think you had an accident' and then i acted SHOCKED - 'oh really??' lol - and then, my fav part - the kid behind her looks at me and says 'wow, she's a really good friend!'

then, in a sick twist of poor teaching skills - my teacher ASKED ME (a 6 year old) what i wanted to do - whether i wanted to go home or have my mom bring clothes. i said no, i just wanted to hang out the rest of the day. SHE LET ME. then my mom picked me up at the end of the day and as we pulled in the driveway she said 'something in here smells like pee guys' and i said 'ohhhhh yeah, i forgot to mention - i peed my pants today.' she turned right around and went back to the principal to find out why my teacher is sick in the head. lol.

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what an idiot!

Re: Embarrassing moments being part of a Bridal Party - or pee in your pants stories!

ha ha .. wow i have a few~!

i was in gymnastics when i was younger and i had to pee soo badly.. BUT i was trapped in my jumpsuit and tights and panties....

yeha and the bathroom had no toliet paper!!!

i faught with my jumpsuit and jsut trying to get it off i still remember holding pee back sooo badly....

needless to say i peed myself BUT i moved the crotch of the jumpsuit over peed in my panties and tights, when i was done managed to get out of my jumpsuit, removed the soaked tights and panties sopped up the floor and went back to gymnastics class?@#!@#!@

no one knew! i was so clever at 8!

now however... yes i said NOW!!! i manage to hve to pee REALLY badly 2 years ago when i was drunk and waiting for the train... i pulled down my pants.... (we were hidden in that place it CLEARLY states DO NOT ENTER UNLESS U ARE A TRACK WORKER!? hid there with a friend peed... fell backwards against the wall scraped the SH!T out of my *** and went home...

yeah i dont drink anymore like that!!!! i woke up with this HUMONGO gash and learned my lesson.

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so one day I had met my mom after work in the city for drinks and snacks at fridays. It was me, my mom and like 2 of her co-workers. I had 2 Ultimate cosmos and then we had to rush to catch the LIRR. I HATEEEEEE public restrooms but I had to go pee so bad and the LIRR train was a new one so I s*cked it up and went in the train restroom...then we transferred in Jamaica and the other train we got on was an older train...but I had to pee again!! this time I refused to pee in the old train so I waited till we got to valley stream...so i tell my mom to wait because i really gotta pee when we get off the train and she's like 'ohhh come on you're a big girl lets just walk home' I'm like 'no u don't understand...I REALLY have to go!' so I'm like let's stop by the gas station across the street...so she's trying to debate with me that I'm a big girl and I can hold it...at this point I'm cracking up laughing and then I peed on myself...all over my pink $100 skirt!!!!! my mom was like 'OMG MEL! NO YOU DID NOT!!!' but we're both cracking up at this point and I'm like 'I can't stop now it feels good' I walked home with my shopping bag covering my *** as I laughed the entire way home and my mom called everyone we knew including my father and my FH!!! so FH gave me the nickname 'PeePee Rodriguez'. needless to say I got home and went directly into the shower.

Re: Embarrassing moments being part of a Bridal Party - or pee in your pants stories!

Ok... I have a peeing story but it wasn't in my pants.

I was at the boardy barn with some friends- obviously drinking a little too much. On the way home, we decided to hop on a bus that some of my friends had rented for the day. We're driving down the LIE and FH's cousin (we weren't dating yet) decides she has to pee and she can't wait til we get home. So, we convince the bus driver to pull over to the side of the road on the LIE. So FH cousin and I walk over to the side of the road and step over the guard rail. I pull my shorts down and squat. Just as I'm about to pee..... FH's cousin takes a step back-not realizing it drops down really far, loses her balance, and pulls me down the ditch with her. Yes, I am bare *** and in a ditch with FH's cousin. Neither one of us can get up- it's dark and we're laughing so hard that I almost peed on myself. The other girls had to hold hands to pull us out of the ditch.... Needless to say that FH's cousin lost her shoes in the ditch and were both cut up from head to toe from the sticker bushes.

Now fast foward... A week later, I'm leaving the gym and I start getting really itchy. I go to the Dr. and find out that I have POISON IVY!!!!!

We told our parents it happened at a soccer game but that will teach me not to pee on the side of the LIE!

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Posted by Soon2beAlberti

so one day I had met my mom after work in the city for drinks and snacks at fridays. It was me, my mom and like 2 of her co-workers. I had 2 Ultimate cosmos and then we had to rush to catch the LIRR. I HATEEEEEE public restrooms but I had to go pee so bad and the LIRR train was a new one so I s*cked it up and went in the train restroom...then we transferred in Jamaica and the other train we got on was an older train...but I had to pee again!! this time I refused to pee in the old train so I waited till we got to valley stream...so i tell my mom to wait because i really gotta pee when we get off the train and she's like 'ohhh come on you're a big girl lets just walk home' I'm like 'no u don't understand...I REALLY have to go!' so I'm like let's stop by the gas station across the street...so she's trying to debate with me that I'm a big girl and I can hold it...at this point I'm cracking up laughing and then I peed on myself...all over my pink $100 skirt!!!!! my mom was like 'OMG MEL! NO YOU DID NOT!!!' but we're both cracking up at this point and I'm like 'I can't stop now it feels good' I walked home with my shopping bag covering my *** as I laughed the entire way home and my mom called everyone we knew including my father and my FH!!! so FH gave me the nickname 'PeePee Rodriguez'. needless to say I got home and went directly into the shower.

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That's awesome! If I did that in front of my mom, I would never hear the end of it!!!

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OMG!! I haven't laughed so hard in my life!! Who knew peeing could be so funny!!! I swear i have tears rolling down my face right now.

When I was younger, I guess around 5 - It was my brothers birthday and we had family over, somehow I fell asleep early and then I got up and was sleepwalking. I went into the kitched, pulled my pants down in front of everyone and peed in the bowl - THE DOG BOWL!!

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I haven't posted in a while but its 6am and this crap is too funny!

I was in summer camp, i think i was about 7 years old, and we went to some sort of fair...I had to go to the bathroom, so one of the teachers takes me to the bathroom...the line is OUT OF THE PARK...I went from calm to jumping up and down to uhhh ohhh....I had to go back to camp early...my Mother didnt make me feel any better when she picked me up...she put the floor mat from the car on the seat and made me sit on it....

And Im not gonna start with my stuck on the train with no place to go stories...I had a station manager tell me I could only go to the bathroom if I was pregnant...'Yeh Im pregnant now MOVE!'

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Posted by Jess125483

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

When I was 3, I was in 2 weddings. Two of my aunts, my mothers sister, and my fathers. I was the flower girl, obv.

During one of them (from what I remember, after the church, before the reception -- and I can't remember which aunt it was) I PEED IN MY DRESS. And they had to use a blowdryer in the bathroom to dry it.

I just randomly remembered this, and wanted to share.

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LMFAO

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Posted by menc

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Posted by ant n tilde



great story

i have a sad/funny FG story
my niece( she was about 6 at the time) was the FG for my cousin's wedding - she was up at 8AM and spent the whole day in church, taking pictures etc.

finally at about 10PM they brought out her french fries and she started shoving them in her mouth like 12 at a time - my sister waws mortified and told her to stop eating like she hadnt eaten all day

she looked at us and said: 'but i DIDNT eat all day'

no one, not once, all day had given the child something to eat in all of the excitement of the wedding and she didnt complaing bc we made a big deal about hte 'honor' of being a flower girl and how she had to be a big girl and stuff

IT WAS SO SAD! we made them bring out like 4 plates of fries for her!!

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OMG how sad and funny, poor thing, she deserved all those fries

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Aww poor little FG! Too cute!