Ok so I am bored so lets post some embarassing stories and get the 08 boards moving a bit. . .i will start with a few of mine. . . i have TONS
at my sister's wedding - i am the MOH but only 14 years old, i get super drunk , make out with my date EVERYWHERE - pull him into the woman's bathroom and then the bridal suite. . i guess i thought i was invisible but guess what? EVERYONE SAW ME - i am mortified to this day!!!!
i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes 'do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out'
i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!
i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me
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Ok so I am bored so lets post some embarassing stories and get the 08 boards moving a bit. . .i will start with a few of mine. . . i have TONS
at my sister's wedding - i am the MOH but only 14 years old, i get super drunk , make out with my date EVERYWHERE - pull him into the woman's bathroom and then the bridal suite. . i guess i thought i was invisible but guess what? EVERYONE SAW ME - i am mortified to this day!!!!
i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes 'do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out'
i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!
i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me
OK, now how do we possibly even come close to topping either one of those lol!!!!!
dancinmyazoff
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hehhehe diane i am just picturing u doing that! hahaha i have another good one
when i worked in a bakery i was running to the front of the store and i slipped a lil on something - i didnt fall or anything just lost my balance - well the workers in the back were hysterical - i was like ok.....it reallys wasnt THAT funny!! so i look down and see what they were laughing at - i had stepped on (a crushed) a teeny tiny baby mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooooooooo nasty and embarassing!
OMG Ewwww
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soo in my college italian class we had to describe what our perfect spouse would look like
i went on and on for like 5 minutes describing my perfect spouse - especially his 'soft lips'
unfortuntately i was not using the italian word for lips 'labbri' i was using the word 'labia' which umm refers to an entirely different body part
the whole class was giggling and i thought bc my story was so cute
after i was done the professor corrected me but SHE couldnt even keep a straight face!
to this day i dont know how i didnt realize it when i was saying it!!
but definitely
That is hysterical!! My friend had a similar problem but in spanish class. We had to inroduce oursleves on the first day of class. I forget how to say last name, but it is something like 'apedillo?' But anyway, she kept saying ApeDILDO. but the professor is direct from spain and wasn't getting it and kept asking her to repeat it, the whole class was DYING!! While she kept saying Ape DILDO
