FH's Say the Darnedest things

I was getting ready for work this morning and FH was in the next bathroom (on the toilet). I don't know if he knew I was listening or not but out of nowhere he says

'Man, I have the TINIEST toenails. Some of them are like non existent.'

I'm trying not to laugh at the visual of him on the toilet staring at his own toes.

A few minutes pass.

GASP! 'No toilet paper? Houston, we have a problem.'



So I don't say anything still because I'm curious to hear his next observation. Several minutes go by with silence. Finally, I say

'Do you need toilet paper, honey?'

And I hear a feeble 'Yes, please' from the other side of the wall.

Was he ever going to ask or was he planning on sitting there all day?

OMG

Ay Marco marco....

OMG this just made me LOL. hahah thank goodness nobody was around me

Thanks for sharing..this turned my day around.