File this under stories that make me feel uber-intelligent

Britney Spears was tricked by Paris Hilton into thinking she had jeopardised her chances of ever having an orgas-m again.
While the two 25-year-olds were partying at Los Angeles club Area the 'Toxic' singer lit the filter end of her cigarette which flared up as she inhaled.

Paris then apparently told her it would damage her ability to climax.

A source revealed to the National Enquirer magazine: 'Paris told Britney, 'Oh my God! Don't you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts, and doing it more than once means you may never experience cli-max again!'

'Britney was horrified and ran around for about ten minutes asking everyone if they had ever heard that and what she should do about it.'

Finally Paris stopped giggling and told Britney it was a joke, saying: 'I had you going, didn't I?'

The 'Baby One More Time' singer slapped her friend on the arm and they then had a play fight.

Totally made up.
Slutrag obviously doesn't know the word 'climax' nor does she know what 'blood flow' is. She thinks penises are filled with water, like balloons or something.

I agree with Mel. No way would Paris use the words blood flow, climax, or private parts.
Nor would she actually think on her feet that quickly.

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Posted by superkat

Wow. I feel so smart now. Although, I have heard nightmares from some of my married friends that they never have org*sms. I just DON'T understand how that is possible!!

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I had a friend who'd NEVER had one.
I told her that I couldn't be friends with a girl who can't reach 'climax'.
Coincidentally - she was a smoker.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Wow. I feel so smart now. Although, I have heard nightmares from some of my married friends that they never have org*sms. I just DON'T understand how that is possible!!

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I had a friend who'd NEVER had one.
I told her that I couldn't be friends with a girl who can't reach 'climax'.
Coincidentally - she was a smoker.

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My friend says she can't have one except everything 3 times they have sex or so. She also admitted that she wants to have a 3some with another woman. I think she is a closet carpet muncher but has suppressed her own desires.

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Wow. I feel so smart now. Although, I have heard nightmares from some of my married friends that they never have org*sms. I just DON'T understand how that is possible!!

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I had a friend who'd NEVER had one.
I told her that I couldn't be friends with a girl who can't reach 'climax'.
Coincidentally - she was a smoker.

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My friend says she can't have one except everything 3 times they have sex or so. She also admitted that she wants to have a 3some with another woman. I think she is a closet carpet muncher but has suppressed her own desires.

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I actually ended our friendship because she was calling me a wh0re.
Does your friend know that your sharing her secrets with us?

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Wow. I feel so smart now. Although, I have heard nightmares from some of my married friends that they never have org*sms. I just DON'T understand how that is possible!!

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I had a friend who'd NEVER had one.
I told her that I couldn't be friends with a girl who can't reach 'climax'.
Coincidentally - she was a smoker.

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My friend says she can't have one except everything 3 times they have sex or so. She also admitted that she wants to have a 3some with another woman. I think she is a closet carpet muncher but has suppressed her own desires.

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I actually ended our friendship because she was calling me a wh0re.
Does your friend know that your sharing her secrets with us?

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I didn't tell you who she was or if she was a member of my wedding party. LOL

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I actually ended our friendship because she was calling me a wh0re.

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Just because she was an uptight prude who couldn't make O even with a stud doesn't make you a wh0re. It makes her lame.