FIL's are coming (with poll)...

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Posted by SIBride06

I dont think glue will help. Its non toxic. Try sniffing markers or white out. That will do the trick!

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I used to teach art here in this building - I know where all of the inhalants are!!! and not to worry, my insanity is what you see here. I am pretty grounded otherwise - not quite as wacky in person. Ask the few who have met me!

Anyway, thanks for all of the great suggestions. I may do a shot, followed by xanax, followed by a meat tenderizer and then maybe tantric sex. Who am I kidding, at my age I get too tired for tantra. But NEVER too tired for cheese!!!

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Posted by Blu-ize

I say that you go somewhere else entirely and say you had to volunteer at a cheese kitchen

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I love this woman.

have a shot of vodka a half hour before the arrival

trust me

it works

vodka cures all

i had a day of sh*t yesterday- martini at lunch made it all feel better

I had a patient I use to take care of, and she told me back in the 60s when her MIL would come over she would put weed in the tomato sauce. LOL it kept her more pleasent she told me. The only problem was the MIL kept coming back for more of that lovely sauce. LOL

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Posted by EmberLynn

I had a patient I use to take care of, and she told me back in the 60s when her MIL would come over she would put weed in the tomato sauce. LOL it kept her more pleasent she told me. The only problem was the MIL kept coming back for more of that lovely sauce. LOL

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Brilliant - or is it?

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Posted by Goldi1021

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Posted by Blu-ize

I say that you go somewhere else entirely and say you had to volunteer at a cheese kitchen

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I love this woman.

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Back at ya

last time my in laws were in from the west coast I worked the whole week and didn't take off any days to be with them. I really didn't do it on purpose

I drink only to make my FILs* seem interesting.
~Don Marquis edited by Annette

This has been my philosophy at most of FI family gatherings.


Good luck