FMIL. :roll eyes:

Lately FMIL has been laying on the guilt trips super thick...mostly on FH.

So we've been uber-passive about it. I'm always passive about guilt trips; that shyt doesn't fly with me. Say what you want to say and get on with it. That's how I am.

So she tells us how she's dying. This is on Saturday. She has terrible stomach issues and she's convinced that she's dying. Um...she went for a colonoscopy on Friday...of course your stomach is bothering you, you had to drink that nasty stuff and could only have clear liquids for a day or whatever.

Still, she claims she's dying and needs to see us. We were supposed to see her on Sunday but realized that we could have all of Sunday to ourselves if we just gave in and went to see her, since she's knocking on death's door and all.

Because we were both feeling like being @ssholes, we showed up with two huge pizzas from Domino's...and wouldn't you know it, she ate some! A lot, in fact! I guess she's not dying anymore!

We ignored her for the rest of the night and hit up the liquor store BIG TIME on the way home.

My new bestie:

if it were me i would have put some sort of laxative in the dominos. but im not nice. lol.

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Posted by Clover23

if it were me i would have put some sort of laxative in the dominos. but im not nice. lol.

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It was for all of us...Neel and I, his mom and dad and his brother.

There's only one in that group that deserves laxatives

At least you don't let it get under your skin too much.

Hmm that Red Stag sounds interesting! I wanna try- I *love* my Jim Beam.

why are FMIL so annoying???

my FMIL depends on FH for everything!
My FH is a twin and I tell him all the time, why doesnt he ask her other son. SMH
And she pulls the Im dying scene all the time when shes sick

W T F????????? dying???? Let me tell ya, If I were dying I would want my last mean to be something other than Domino's.

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Posted by Clover23

if it were me i would have put some sort of laxative in the dominos. but im not nice. lol.

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I would have done the same thing!! I am not nice either when it comes to ppl who annoy me. Thank goodnes FIL's and I get along great.

What an ***!!!