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Subject: Growing up Italian # 1 to # 44
You know you grew up in an Italian family
when....
1. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for
an entire year after a funeral.
2. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was
pronounced 'sangwich'.
3. Your family dog understood Italian.
4. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your
grandparents and extended family.
5. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50
square feet of yard during a family cookout.
6. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three
meals a day,not seven.
7. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every
Sunday.
8. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and
that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.
9. You watched Lawrence Welk and Ed Sullivan every Sunday night.
10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.
12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.
13. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in
stores.
14. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.
15. You ate your salad after the main course.
16. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.
17. Your were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon
18.You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your
left hand.
19. You learned to play bocce before you went to school.
20.You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.
21.You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.
22. You grew up calling the bathroom the baccausa. And you only had
one. (Josh I think this is short for 'Backhouse' in Italo-English.
Some of my relatives didn't have indoor plumbing growing up).
23. You were surprised to learn most kitchen utensils had another name
which didn't end in a vowel
24. All of your uncles fought in a World War.
25. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frankie or Louie.
26. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.
27. You have relatives you don't speak to.
28. You drank wine before you were a teenager
29. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the
Sopranos.
30. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of
dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it
31. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on
plastic.
Wait..... You were sitting on plastic.
32. You thought that talking loud was normal
33. You thought cookie cakes and the Tarantella were common at all
weddings
34. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in
their pockets by their relatives.
35. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no
matter what their age
36. Every lunch meat you ate ended in a vowel.
37. There was a crucifix in every room of the house, including the
cellar.
38. There was a saint in a bathtub in the yard.
39.Boys didn't do house work because it was women's work
40. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father
41. You know what lemon ice is.
42. Your Christmas tree was silver.
43. You called pasta macaroni.
44. You have at least one irrational fear or phobia which can be
attributed to your mother.
You know you grew up in an Italian family
when....
1. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for
an entire year after a funeral.
2. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was
pronounced 'sangwich'.
3. Your family dog understood Italian.
4. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your
grandparents and extended family.
5. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50
square feet of yard during a family cookout.
6. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three
meals a day,not seven.
7. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every
Sunday.
8. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and
that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.
9. You watched Lawrence Welk and Ed Sullivan every Sunday night.
10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.
12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.
13. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in
stores.
14. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.
15. You ate your salad after the main course.
16. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.
17. Your were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon
18.You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your
left hand.
19. You learned to play bocce before you went to school.
20.You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.
21.You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.
22. You grew up calling the bathroom the baccausa. And you only had
one. (Josh I think this is short for 'Backhouse' in Italo-English.
Some of my relatives didn't have indoor plumbing growing up).
23. You were surprised to learn most kitchen utensils had another name
which didn't end in a vowel
24. All of your uncles fought in a World War.
25. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frankie or Louie.
26. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.
27. You have relatives you don't speak to.
28. You drank wine before you were a teenager
29. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the
Sopranos.
30. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of
dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it
31. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on
plastic.
Wait..... You were sitting on plastic.
32. You thought that talking loud was normal
33. You thought cookie cakes and the Tarantella were common at all
weddings
34. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in
their pockets by their relatives.
35. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no
matter what their age
36. Every lunch meat you ate ended in a vowel.
37. There was a crucifix in every room of the house, including the
cellar.
38. There was a saint in a bathtub in the yard.
39.Boys didn't do house work because it was women's work
40. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father
41. You know what lemon ice is.
42. Your Christmas tree was silver.
43. You called pasta macaroni.
44. You have at least one irrational fear or phobia which can be
attributed to your mother.
