For all of the Secretaries out there
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
'You are all part of our team now', said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees'.
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all
working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?' The cannibals all shook their heads 'no'.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, 'Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?' A hand rose hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, 'You fool!!! For four
weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but
noooooo,
you had to go and eat someone important!'
'You are all part of our team now', said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees'.
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all
working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?' The cannibals all shook their heads 'no'.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, 'Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?' A hand rose hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, 'You fool!!! For four
weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but
noooooo,
you had to go and eat someone important!'
