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WishCandy Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:25 PM+

WishCandy MEMBER SINCE: 4/02 TOTAL POSTS : 1946 WEDDING DATE: Apr 25, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:25 PM

For those of you who need a laugh...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House leaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate
______________________________________________________
Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create Snoringloudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

dubliner Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:28 PM+

dubliner MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 4042 WEDDING DATE: May 25, 2002

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:28 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Great

Betty Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:30 PM+

Betty MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 5700 WEDDING DATE: Aug 29, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:30 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Very cute!

mims107 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:41 PM+

mims107 MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 2133 WEDDING DATE: Oct 01, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:41 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

I love that... mom sent me a version of that last year.. a little different, but same idea... I am a techie, so I can relate and found it HYSTERICAL

Licia Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:44 PM+

Licia MEMBER SINCE: 6/02 TOTAL POSTS : 1178 WEDDING DATE: Jun 06, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 12:44 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Very Cute, I'm sending it to all my GF now.

OctBride03 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 01:02 PM+

OctBride03 MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 6768 WEDDING DATE: Oct 19, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 01:02 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

That was cute! Thanks for the laugh!

matt_hos Posted: Nov 06, 2002 01:19 PM+

matt_hos MEMBER SINCE: 5/02 TOTAL POSTS : 223 WEDDING DATE: Nov 16, 2002

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 01:19 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

thats not nice

kelly4 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:14 PM+

kelly4 MEMBER SINCE: 12/01 TOTAL POSTS : 2657 WEDDING DATE: Oct 20, 2002

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:14 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Thanks I needed that! Sorry Matt. Not all husbands are like that, including mine. But it's still funny!

Kelly

JN2004 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:18 PM+

JN2004 MEMBER SINCE: 11/02 TOTAL POSTS : 181 WEDDING DATE: Sep 12, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:18 PM

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Sasha96 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:59 PM+

Sasha96 MEMBER SINCE: 6/02 TOTAL POSTS : 3296 WEDDING DATE: Apr 12, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 07:59 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Oh that is too funny! It became hard to read from the tears of laughter I had in my eyes! Thanks for sharing!!!

cw0904 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:16 PM+

cw0904 MEMBER SINCE: 11/01 TOTAL POSTS : 4477 WEDDING DATE: Mar 05, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:16 PM

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bride082003 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:17 PM+

bride082003 MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 2274 WEDDING DATE: Jan 01, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:17 PM

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bride04 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:22 PM+

bride04 MEMBER SINCE: 10/02 TOTAL POSTS : 2175 WEDDING DATE: Apr 17, 2004

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:22 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

the last time i saw this i was not yet a bride to be. it's even more funny now!

my other engaged friends will be sure to get a laugh

RichsBride Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:25 PM+

RichsBride MEMBER SINCE: 4/02 TOTAL POSTS : 2289 WEDDING DATE: Oct 20, 2002

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:25 PM

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karen32 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:44 PM+

karen32 MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 4562 WEDDING DATE: Oct 25, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 08:44 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

Too funny!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing!!

2000baby Posted: Nov 06, 2002 09:41 PM+

2000baby MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 143 WEDDING DATE: Mar 11, 2000

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 09:41 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

That was great!!

Needed the laugh!!!

vickalina Posted: Nov 06, 2002 09:56 PM+

vickalina MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 385 WEDDING DATE: Sep 13, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 09:56 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

OMG!! How funny!! Even FH thinks its funny!!!!

112903 Posted: Nov 06, 2002 10:17 PM+

112903 MEMBER SINCE: 7/02 TOTAL POSTS : 2682 WEDDING DATE: Nov 29, 2003

Posted: Nov 06, 2002 10:17 PM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

i think that is so funny...Thanks for the laugh

Sassy Posted: Nov 07, 2002 07:49 AM+

Sassy MEMBER SINCE: 7/02 TOTAL POSTS : 11475 WEDDING DATE: May 31, 2003

Posted: Nov 07, 2002 07:49 AM

Re: For those of you who need a laugh...

I emailed it to my FH, and he also though it was too funny !!!!

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