Friday funny

you may have seen this one but I love it

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up but then she says 'I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said 'WHAT????!!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them
all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets
get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewellery dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier'.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT???!!!'

I then said, 'Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

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