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Your favorite 'Your Momma Jokes'

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Okay me first...

'Yo Mamma is so poor...she can't AFFORD to pay attention.'

'Yo Mamma is so fat...when she brought her dress to the cleaners they said sorry we don't do curtains...'

Okay i'll copy one

Yo Mamma so after having sex i rolled over and my *** got burned by the lightbulb.

Yo Mamma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo Mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test

Yo Mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a Prince

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!

Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

Yo mamma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza..

Yo mammas so poor i saw her kickin a box down the street, i asked her what she was doin' and she said MOVIN

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Posted by Johnny&Maur

Yo mamma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza..

Yo mammas so poor i saw her kickin a box down the street, i asked her what she was doin' and she said MOVIN

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Your momma so stupid she stole free bread

Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Do you know the story about the little old woman who is so poor she lives in shoe??? Well yo momma is soo poor she lives in a flip flop

Yo Momma teeth so yellow, she spits butter..