Funny...

Compliments of Blu-ize:


CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work and says 'Hey Boss, I not come to work today, I really sick, I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come to work'.

The Boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and
says 'I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. by the way, You got nice house.'

OHHHHHHH