funny
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.
His wife told him 'Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat'.
The next morning the wife found a small package in
the driveway. She
opened her present and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set
for Saturday.
wedding anniversary.
His wife told him 'Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat'.
The next morning the wife found a small package in
the driveway. She
opened her present and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set
for Saturday.
