FUNNY!!!!!!!!
Why females should avoid a night out after they are married:
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I 'cuckooed' another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed
I knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
'midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all, Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, 'we need a new cuckoo clock'. When I aske d him why, he said
'well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said 'oh s**t'
cuckooed 4 more time, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled
cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I 'cuckooed' another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed
I knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
'midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all, Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, 'we need a new cuckoo clock'. When I aske d him why, he said
'well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said 'oh s**t'
cuckooed 4 more time, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled
cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
