Funny Cheetos related story

Just to get the board moving today . . .

Some background first. I had braces as an adolescent. Like most irresponsible folks my age, I lost my retainers. Absolutely terrified of telling my parents I didn't and subsequently developed a small space in between my front teeth. I then had my teeth bonded to get rid of the space and attempt to look glamorous once again.

Fast forward to 1995 hanging in the dorm rooms after a 'session' with a bag of my beloved cheetos, one bad bite and above bonding - CRACKED.

Went to get it fixed, and told everyone I broke it eating a rice cake because GOD forbid a 19 year old girl admitted to eating cheetos.

Aww, that's cute!!!!!!

I've lied about my cheeto consumption, too!
I was also 19: I ate half of a bag and couldn't get the orange stain off of my hands. This guy that I was in total lust over noticed it and I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd eaten so many of them so I just didn't talk to him again.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

couldn't get the orange stain off of my hands. .

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OMG that is so funny! I hate that orange stain (especially if it gets under the nails!)

It's like getting finger printed when you get arrested. . . can't get the stuff off and everyone knows what you've been doing

That's great!