FUNNY FRIDAY!!!
^^^ how is that a fail!? thats a win!!!!!!!!!!!
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Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied 'no', but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, 'deal.' FML
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Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
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