Funny Joke

>Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
>of course, perfect.
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>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
>help.
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>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
>loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
>along delivering the toys.
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>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
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>Only one of them survived the accident.
>Question: Who was the survivor?
>(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
>there is no such thing as a perfect man.
>**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
>**** Men keep scrolling.
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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>Men Keep scrolling
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>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>illustrates another point: Women never listen