Funny joke

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told their
>new wives what their household duties were to be. The first man had
>married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had told his wife
>she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took
>a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
>the dishes were done.
>
>The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
>given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
>the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
>day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
>were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man married a girl from New York. He boasted that he told her
>that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
>laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
>first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything
>but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see
>a little out of his left eye - just enough to fix himself a bite to
>eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady, and telephone a
>landscaper.
>
>Gotta love those New York girls.