Funny one liners....
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
>Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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>On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
>'We're #1 in the #2 business.'
>
>Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
>
>At a Proctologist's door
>'To expedite your visit please back in.'
>
>On a Plumber's truck:
>'We repair what your husband fixed.'
>
>On a Plumber's truck:
>'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
>
>Pizza Shop Slogan:
>'7 days without pizza makes one weak.'
>
>At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
>'Invite us to your next blowout.'
>
>On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
>'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'
>
>At a Towing company:
>'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
>
>On an Electrician's truck:
>'Let us remove your shorts.'
>
>In a Nonsmoking Area:
>'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>action.'
>
>On a Maternity Room door:
>'Push. Push. Push.'
>
>At an Optometrist's Office
>'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
>place.'
>
>On a Taxidermist's window:
>'We really know our stuff.'
>
>In a Podiatrist's office:
>'Time wounds all heels.'
>
>On a Fence:
>'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.'
>
>At a Car Dealership:
>'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
>
>Outside a Muffler Shop:
>'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
>
>In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
>
>At the Electric Company:
>We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>However, if you don't, you will be.'
>
>In a Restaurant window:
>'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
>
>In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
>
>At a Propane Filling Station,
>'Thank heaven for little grills.'
>
>And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
>'Best place in town to take a leak.'
>Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>
>On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
>'We're #1 in the #2 business.'
>
>Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
>
>At a Proctologist's door
>'To expedite your visit please back in.'
>
>On a Plumber's truck:
>'We repair what your husband fixed.'
>
>On a Plumber's truck:
>'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
>
>Pizza Shop Slogan:
>'7 days without pizza makes one weak.'
>
>At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
>'Invite us to your next blowout.'
>
>On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
>'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'
>
>At a Towing company:
>'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
>
>On an Electrician's truck:
>'Let us remove your shorts.'
>
>In a Nonsmoking Area:
>'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>action.'
>
>On a Maternity Room door:
>'Push. Push. Push.'
>
>At an Optometrist's Office
>'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
>place.'
>
>On a Taxidermist's window:
>'We really know our stuff.'
>
>In a Podiatrist's office:
>'Time wounds all heels.'
>
>On a Fence:
>'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.'
>
>At a Car Dealership:
>'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
>
>Outside a Muffler Shop:
>'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
>
>In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
>
>At the Electric Company:
>We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>However, if you don't, you will be.'
>
>In a Restaurant window:
>'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
>
>In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
>
>At a Propane Filling Station,
>'Thank heaven for little grills.'
>
>And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
>'Best place in town to take a leak.'
