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Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!
Sassy Posted:

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On the subject of still going at it at 70 years old, IrishTracy asks wacky:

Wacky-Are you saying that you don't want to be w/ your husband when your 70????????


wacky responds:

Oh my no, but just in case he checks out. Id like a young man


LMAO !!!!!
shamma Posted:

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Rich'sBride in respond to posting ring pictures on the newlywed board

Don't worry-we not quitting our day jobs to become hand models! My hands are not very pretty & Rich cut his fingers @ work right before the wedding
Jen2704 Posted:

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lol you ladies are too funny
jennbaby Posted:

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from KAREN32 on Re: Do you and FH have pet names?

I call him Sweet Tits! Can't put here what he calls me
JoRo Posted:

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OMG, totally LMAO reading this thread. you ladies are too funny. i should have stayed home last night and had fun with you all!

i have a new funny one from 'Anyone been to Brazil' posted by Sahsa96

He remember that at the hotel he stayed at there were a lot of wandering cats that got intimate with each other at night (ha!).

Sasha - your FH is too funny!
fleeflee Posted:

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this one made me smile -- I can just see Shamma with her hand on her hip shaking her head --

'See I think your videographer is an idiot.'

*not to take anything away from jpsgirls video problem* because, see, I think your videographer is an idiot too! heehee
Stacey1403 Posted:

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This is way too funny!!!!
Miro127 Posted:

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this one made me laugh:

[from 6/21/03, in response to Songs to Enter Reception]

'Wacky, that's why I don't run ideas by FH. So that my vote is the only one that counts. '
lilmrs Posted:

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You guys crack me up with this thread.

jennbaby Posted:

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Here is one from missmmpr from the post on NWR
Re: For those of you who are TALL

Just wanted to say Wow!! you ladies are tall! You must have nice long legs

lilmrs Posted:

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I aspire to be a long island famous writer and be quoted on this board!

wacky Posted:

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This thread jsut keeps getting better

WithThisRing Posted:

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this is hysterical

OctBride03 Posted:

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Cute idea for a thread!
shamma Posted:

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LOL what a way to start the day
shamma Posted:

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Posted by Teresa518 on the question of anyone not ready for children on the Newlywed board:

I agree. I definately have a snooze button built into my 4 year old neice. I don't get it often, but once in a while I feel envious of a beautiful baby and parents.
jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by Mistyeyed when asked, Poll' if you had another wedding dress:

No way. My mom spent way too much money on my dress, she'd kill me! And I want to get as much use out of the thing as possible. I'm considering wearing it to wash dishes too!



Betty Posted:

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Made by Thrilled to question about whether Grooms are going to GTG...Larry would rather but his eyeballs with a razor

LOL I'm sure most grooms feel this way...I'm sure mine would
wacky Posted:

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this is great

jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by wacky RE: does this limo quote sound right?

Bullsh&*. THe 20% is the gratuity in addition to the guys salary, and they are making oyu pay for the liquor. In that case bring your own




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