Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

Jan 03, 2003 10:03 PM

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!

janwinterbridejoy Posted: Feb 08, 2004 10:48 PM

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lol this thread is too funny

jennbaby Posted: Feb 09, 2004 10:05 AM

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I love it!

OctBride05 Posted: Feb 09, 2004 05:07 PM

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Posted by jennbaby

Posted by Shamee

Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

Shamee, LMAO!!!!!!!

omg lmao!!!!

jennbaby Posted: Feb 10, 2004 05:21 PM

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Re: Cant find a reception hall b/c Im soooo picky

Posted by divabride:

I dont like the bridegeview because I used to club there. Imagine getting married the same place you used to pick up guys?! Heyyyyyyy, how you doin?

swags1016 Posted: Jul 09, 2004 10:25 PM

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bumping this because I think some people need to laugh tonight

dm24angel Posted: Jul 09, 2004 10:29 PM

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swags- I NEVER saw this thread and I only read like 4 posts and I'm falling off my chair LAUGHING about to pee my pants!

THANKS!

swags1016 Posted: Jul 09, 2004 10:31 PM

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There are a lot of truly funny ones in there-- they might not make sense now that the other threads are gone but they are hysterical. I just reread the last 4 pages and was laughing hysterically!

HearzBellz Posted: Jul 12, 2004 07:55 PM

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I miss this thread!!!!! I think we need some new 'funny quotes'

dm24angel Posted: Jul 12, 2004 07:58 PM

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I agree

dm24angel Posted: Jul 12, 2004 08:09 PM

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Heres my vote ( sorry boop...I thought this was funny! )
From Boop2704 on a 'bored' thread

'Here's a good one for ya,. My DH is sitting on the bed and our darling frisky new kitty will not stop trying to attack his...um...privates!! She thinks he is hiding one of her toy balls in there!!!! '

The 'toy balls' got me!

dm24angel Posted: Jul 12, 2004 08:27 PM

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In response to a thread about a certain 'Hello Kitty' instrument used to ummmm...invoke pleasure....

Palebride's response

Posted by palebride

Now why didn't anyone get me THAT for the honeymoon?

HearzBellz Posted: Aug 28, 2004 01:05 PM

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In response to Palebride's run-in with a spider, Nessiepie responded:

FH likes to catch them then throw then in the toilet and pee on them to 'humiliate them'

june262004 Posted: Aug 28, 2004 01:26 PM

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Posted by HearzBellz

In response to Palebride's run-in with a spider, Nessiepie responded:

FH likes to catch them then throw then in the toilet and pee on them to 'humiliate them'

swags1016 Posted: Jan 15, 2005 10:50 PM

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bumping for a few good laughs!!!

SomethingBlu Posted: Jan 16, 2005 12:58 AM

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Posted by ********

Re: Spiniff of NyCHic Gyno Post- My girlfriends Gyno told her to wash

Her dr said that what ever you wouldnt put in your nose or eyes you shouldnt put in your taco.

OMG I need to come on here more often - this is the funniest thing I have ever read! And how old am I? This is the first time I have heard our 'splendor' being called a taco.

February05 Posted: Jan 16, 2005 01:42 AM

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Swags- you are the Best!
i was sitting here, bored out of my mind, trying to keep my mind preoccupied while FH is at his bachelor party, and this seriously had me LMAO for the past hour