I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.
This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'
Posted by Julybaby:
I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).
Feel free to add yours!
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When speaking of an article she posted in the paper, for a woman who gave her flip flops to walk home in, during the black out, StayandJohn posted:
StayandJohn 'I'm Addicted!' Member since 10/02 1633 total posts NEW POST Re: I wrote a thank you to the daily news....
OHH Firegirl I met up with a whole lot more animals than nice people. One 'animal' said he would give me a ride in exchange for a certain oral favor. JERKS!!!! 98% of the guys out that day were perverts.
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When LIW posted about a GTG that will KNOCK OUR SOX OFF, Jen-n-dale replied:
Hmmm Knock our socks off? Is this the over nighter that I wanted at your house Ron?? Did you buy the quadruple king size bed and some earplugs? A room full of girls will keep you up!
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I am so HONORED!!!!!
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When asked if you go to the store at night in your PJ's...
ALLURE replied:
PS-I am sick of Rick freeballing in 7-11 with White Parachute Pants Woman & Men are going bonkers Good Gravy
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On the Question of garter or Bo-k Toss:
AUG21-04 replied:
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we are doing an anniversary dance as well . I think it is a good way to include everyone and to graciously give them to someone who is like a role model to what we would like to be when we get to their status. Plus you never know they just might get SOME when they get home!
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When asked what is on your dining room table... wacky replied:
A STATUE OF A PENIS
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ahhh in white no less......
hey allure's quote didn't come up.....
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Re: Spiniff of NyCHic Gyno Post- My girlfriends Gyno told her to wash
Posted by Wacky
Really? Oh wow. I know you shouldnt douche.
Im trying it tonight. I need to test the waters. Thanks Marcella for the honesty
Her dr said that what ever you wouldnt put in your nose or eyes you shouldnt put in your taco.
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wacky
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I love this thread.
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When Saddam Hussein was cauptured:
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When Steve woke up and came into the livingroom I said they caught Sadam Hussein look. He says 'THat's not Sadam Hussein that's the guy that works at Mobil on 25A'
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I told Steve he made it to LIW funny quotes of the week and he said 'What did we win?'
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I told Steve he made it to LIW funny quotes of the week and he said 'What did we win?'
He is a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO, tell Steve he won the admiration of LIW gals!!!!
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This is from Eroxgirl on a thread titled things we like and dont like (started by Dubliner)
people who drive slow in the left lane should be banished to antartica!
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Posted by Shamee
Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....
HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...
My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!
Shamee, LMAO!!!!!!!
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Posted by jennbaby
Posted by Shamee
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HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...
My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!
Shamee, LMAO!!!!!!!
I have to say that really is the funniest thing i have ever heard
