Funny quotes of the week

Not funny on this part but Jenny5150 is!!

Someone posted:

Hi Girls I do not normally post on this website but I have to say you are all so wonderful and helpful.
I went to a wedding last weekend and wanted to share my concerns with you and I hope this can help you if you know in advance. The wedding was at Jerricho Terrace. My fiance and I got there almost at the end of the coctail hour because my FH got held back at work. When we pulled in to valet our car, the valet guys told us they would not park our car, The parking was full. It was pouring rain outside and they told us to park our car accross the street and walk. I was in a dress and heels. I told them that it was not our fault it was full we are still guests at the party. They were very rude to us and told us to park the car across the street and walk. The least they could have done is park our car even if it was accross the street!! I have never heard of this in my life. Girls keep in mind that it was pouring rain and we had to cross over Jericho Turnpike. My dress was soaked and my hair was like I just came out of the shower! I was so angry. I just wanted to leave!!!!!


And Jenny5150 replied:

I'm more in shock that your FH didn't drop you off!?!

Posted by verdila that made me LMAO...

WE bought a shredder few months ago too but he is really overprotective of it. He gets made when i put anything too big through it! He actually banned me from using it once. I was putting more than 2 pages through it. derr....

When 2nd time around asked:

Dumb question...

Why do some people say 'hot dog' and some say 'frankfurter'??? Is it the same as 'dinner' and 'supper'...?


HearzBellz answered:

I'll take a roasted weiner extra saucy!!!!

Posted by jenny2penny about my post on my hating the subways


Jenn I am glad you did not have another bad subway experiences (I can't believe that once hapened to you) I can almost top it...I saw a guy going up subways steps slip and fall in S*H*I*T* EWWWWWWWWWWWWE!!!!

I nominate Shamma for her reponse to my telling her she is like an ER doctor and we needed her on some threads 'Stat':

'Misty, I think this patient is dead, I have other emergencies that I have to tend to Notify the next of kin and let them know to come and claim the body'

LMAO... I LOVE THIS THREAD

The topic was regarding Chippatrid wanting to kick her non-responding 'guests' for her e-paty.... I told her to go ahead & kick them;

her response:
Note to self: I can kick people and they cant get mad because the girls of LIW gave me full permission to kick them

Hearzbellz had a great reply

note to self: find new anger management instructor

On a thread asking if you want DH in the delivery room with you while giving birth, What now says:

Hm, the 'how close are you' thread got me thinking!

He better leave! I still want to be a desirable woman after the whole thing is over and preserve some dignity and mistery! it's going to be hard to do after presenting him with the view of my bloodie, ripped 'cookie' (i liked that one ) with a head sticking out of it!

Jennbaby, I am flattered!

LMOA!!! this thread is so funny!!!

From 2nd time around, when her FH took her to the Dead concert at Jones Beach

Well actually, the FIRST 3 HOURS of the show was pretty good. However, when hour 4 began, and it started to downpour, and my a$$ hurt from the rock hard seat, and I had people passing joints to my right and left, adn I felt like I was the ONLY person there who had not attended Woodstock..

Posted by CP0329 when wacky asked why everyone used the same centerpieces:

GOOD question Wacky...
Interesting observation, Sonia. Do you think it's b/c the east coast is so 'compete with the Jones'' in their mentality? That if someone dares to be different they won't be as 'cool' or accepted by the socially-normal?? !

Yeah, I'll be mean today - I'm unshowered, without power and stuck at work - where they're WASTING electricity. Ugh.

from Swags1016 about her last years school kids:


No actually gives me a preview to what is in store for me. Last years orientation was so bad kids sliding down the banisters and cursing and calling me dude!! School year was pretty much the same!!!

When jenny11.9 asked :
did you do the Blackout Baby Dance?!?!!? I expect at LEAST 5 MAY BABIES!!!!!


SONICSTEF replied:
God bless anyone who got it on Thu night. It was so hot, I didnt even want to touch myself!

Jennbaby on the Parenting board...

The question was if DH wanted to name the baby after himself if it were a boy:

'Yes he did but I said No

He is John, his dad was John & his nephew is John, thats too many. I told him we are not George Forman!'