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Funny quotes of the week

jennbaby Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:00 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:00 PM

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jennbaby Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:02 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:02 PM

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Wacky is on a roll today!!!

Another when we were talking about 6/8 GTG on the boat & drinks:

Allure get your head out of the sand. LIW announced it the other day.

allure Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:07 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:07 PM

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Hey now stop having fun at my expense

wacky Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:12 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:12 PM

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Allure that was funny, Cmon

Stacey1403 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:21 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:21 PM

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Yeah I love this thread

jags77 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:26 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:26 PM

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i haven't read through all of these so i'm not sure if this was posted already- i just ran across it in a search for bikini waxes.

Jeanene had written 'The reason why I am having trouble peeing is that I can no longer pee straight - the pee goes all over the place.'

and shamma responded with 'just keep your legs closed when you pee instead of the regular way. '

jehnos - 'oh my god!!!! What do you mean it goes all over the place?'

jeanene again 'It just isn't like normal. I now pee like a broken shower head!! '

hahaha

karen32 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:27 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:27 PM

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i love this thread!!!! good day to bump it - we could all use a laugh!!!!

dawnie Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:42 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 02:42 PM

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'They wrap you up like a mummy, poor boiling distilled water over you, throw a yellow rain coat over you, stick you up against this life-size vibrator and make you press yourself up against it (in my salon, it was out in plain view of every other person getting a manicure!!!) and at this point you . During this process, you loose all sensation in your arms. legs, fingers and toes, and when they unwrap you, you have these giant hickey like marks all over your body! This was just my experience, maybe my body isn't as moldable as other peoples, but I would not suggest this to anyone else!'
This was written by my wonderful sister ALIASPOOK in response to has anyone ever gotten a body wrap!
I thought it was hysterical!

Stacey1403 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 05:32 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 05:32 PM

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Jenny5150 writes....

The bonehead used the weed-wacker on my butterfly bush (that doesn't sound good, does it? )

jenny2penny Posted: Jun 06, 2003 05:59 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 05:59 PM

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jennbaby Posted: Jun 06, 2003 08:38 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 08:38 PM

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posted by swags1016 about some trash that upset me

PS-- If you want to take your frustrations out on someone I would be more than happy to give you the address of my FSIL!!!

Jamie

hugs213 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:33 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:33 PM

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posted by radiostar:

Ladies,

Please, PLEASE believe me when I tell you . . .if your FI isn't involved, be grateful.

If my pookiebear was any more involved, I'd be

* honeymooning in Boise, Idaho
* wearing jeans instead of my dress
* having his 16 year old sister do my hair & makeup
* staying our his mother's house on the wedding night
* having his mother prepare boxed lunches for reception
* having his brother do the video & pictures.

. . .all for the sake of 'saving money'.

Don't worry . . . be happy.

swags1016 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:41 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:41 PM

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These are truly funny!!!

HearzBellz Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:42 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:42 PM

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OMG This is the best thread. I am at work cracking up & people are lookin at me like I'm looney!

good thread Jennbaby!

U girls are nuts!

swags1016 Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:43 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 09:43 PM

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Radiostar again, talking about FH being involved in wedding plans:

I'm glad to see you smile, Alicia !!!!

I wish I was joking!!! I'm not exaggerating!!! He is a mess.

I don't even ask for help. Ocassionally, he will come outta his cage and voluntarily advise, assist, or ask a question! So again, let me reinerate....for the sake of preventing an arguement, be vwery-vwery quiet. **laughing like Elmer Fudd**

jennbaby Posted: Jun 07, 2003 10:14 PM+

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Posted: Jun 07, 2003 10:14 PM

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HearzBellz Posted: Jun 08, 2003 12:12 AM+

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Posted: Jun 08, 2003 12:12 AM

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SO who's the funniest????

shamma Posted: Jun 08, 2003 05:03 PM+

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Posted: Jun 08, 2003 05:03 PM

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Radiosstar that is funny

WithThisRing Posted: Jun 09, 2003 05:04 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2003 05:04 PM

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From Jenny2Penny on the slimdown board. Post was regarding the food we ate at the GTG

'I sicken myself as to how much I ate,,,but I love my food
(cheese cake, chocolate moose cake, canollii, dinner, cocktail hour...At least my Jack was with DIET COKE)'

WithThisRing Posted: Jun 11, 2003 09:59 PM+

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Posted: Jun 11, 2003 09:59 PM

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This is from Eternityawaits in regards to supermarkets. Its posted on on LisaW's thread of 'i'm excited'

I like my Super Stop & Shop - they have everything I never knew I wanted