Funny quotes of the week

Wacky is on a roll today!!!

Another when we were talking about 6/8 GTG on the boat & drinks:

Allure get your head out of the sand. LIW announced it the other day.

Hey now stop having fun at my expense

Allure that was funny, Cmon

Yeah I love this thread

i haven't read through all of these so i'm not sure if this was posted already- i just ran across it in a search for bikini waxes.

Jeanene had written 'The reason why I am having trouble peeing is that I can no longer pee straight - the pee goes all over the place.'

and shamma responded with 'just keep your legs closed when you pee instead of the regular way. '

jehnos - 'oh my god!!!! What do you mean it goes all over the place?'

jeanene again 'It just isn't like normal. I now pee like a broken shower head!! '


hahaha

'They wrap you up like a mummy, poor boiling distilled water over you, throw a yellow rain coat over you, stick you up against this life-size vibrator and make you press yourself up against it (in my salon, it was out in plain view of every other person getting a manicure!!!) and at this point you . During this process, you loose all sensation in your arms. legs, fingers and toes, and when they unwrap you, you have these giant hickey like marks all over your body! This was just my experience, maybe my body isn't as moldable as other peoples, but I would not suggest this to anyone else!'
This was written by my wonderful sister ALIASPOOK in response to has anyone ever gotten a body wrap!
I thought it was hysterical!

Jenny5150 writes....

The bonehead used the weed-wacker on my butterfly bush (that doesn't sound good, does it? )

posted by swags1016 about some trash that upset me


PS-- If you want to take your frustrations out on someone I would be more than happy to give you the address of my FSIL!!!

Jamie

posted by radiostar:

Ladies,

Please, PLEASE believe me when I tell you . . .if your FI isn't involved, be grateful.

If my pookiebear was any more involved, I'd be

* honeymooning in Boise, Idaho
* wearing jeans instead of my dress
* having his 16 year old sister do my hair & makeup
* staying our his mother's house on the wedding night
* having his mother prepare boxed lunches for reception
* having his brother do the video & pictures.

. . .all for the sake of 'saving money'.

Don't worry . . . be happy.

These are truly funny!!!

OMG This is the best thread. I am at work cracking up & people are lookin at me like I'm looney!


good thread Jennbaby!

U girls are nuts!

Radiostar again, talking about FH being involved in wedding plans:

I'm glad to see you smile, Alicia !!!!

I wish I was joking!!! I'm not exaggerating!!! He is a mess.

I don't even ask for help. Ocassionally, he will come outta his cage and voluntarily advise, assist, or ask a question! So again, let me reinerate....for the sake of preventing an arguement, be vwery-vwery quiet. **laughing like Elmer Fudd**

Radiosstar that is funny

From Jenny2Penny on the slimdown board. Post was regarding the food we ate at the GTG

'I sicken myself as to how much I ate,,,but I love my food
(cheese cake, chocolate moose cake, canollii, dinner, cocktail hour...At least my Jack was with DIET COKE)'

This is from Eternityawaits in regards to supermarkets. Its posted on on LisaW's thread of 'i'm excited'


I like my Super Stop & Shop - they have everything I never knew I wanted