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Funny quotes of the week

Sassy Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:12 AM+

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Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:12 AM

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Me too, thanks for bringing it back

wacky Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:14 AM+

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Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:14 AM

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Jennbabys thread Picture of Yourself

I admitted I had no Scanner, digital camera

From Shamma
Wacky, a bride w/o a digital or a scanner is illegal

jennbaby Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:15 AM+

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Posted: Mar 21, 2003 09:15 AM

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i love this!!!!!

jennbaby Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:53 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:53 PM

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Posted by WACKY:

The other morning I started to play with my hair in the mirror trying some styles for the blessed event (wedding)
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'Anyway, I liked the way my hair was piled on top of my head, so I ran to get my camera and started to take pics. (Im nuts I know)

Well to my surprise after taking a couple of shots, I realized I was NAKED

Now what am I supposed to do?, I want to get the film developed, but Im embarrased. I dont know if a boob will be in the pis or my scary pits.

Should I have a friend drop off the roll?

Misty Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:55 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:55 PM

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wacky Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:56 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:56 PM

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I cant believe you posted this, hahahahaha

wacky Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:56 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 09:56 PM

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Yeah well what about Chipas FH's ferret

WithThisRing Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:01 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:01 PM

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LOL...

shamma Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:20 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:20 PM

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Courtesy of Mistyeyed on the Rules of Summer Sandal thread

Hammer Toes. If you have bad hammer toes...put your ****ed feet in covered shoes.

Also, corns...if you have a corn bigger than your big toe...no sandles for you either unless you treat it immediately.

natasha Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:28 PM+

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Posted: Mar 26, 2003 10:28 PM

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I forgot about this thread.

jennbaby Posted: Apr 02, 2003 01:58 PM+

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Posted: Apr 02, 2003 01:58 PM

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From CHIPPATRID when giving me advice on back pain:

I also use icy hot on my back before I go to sleep (I feel like I am marinating myself, noxzema on the face, vapor rub on the chest when i am congested, ice hot on the back)

WithThisRing Posted: Apr 02, 2003 02:01 PM+

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Posted: Apr 02, 2003 02:01 PM

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jennbaby Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:09 PM+

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Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:09 PM

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Posted by CHIPPATRID on Royalty Limos

One limo reaked of booze and I said to him when we went back into the office, when do you clean your limo's? He said as soon as they come back. I said well its 2pm so that one limo what came back at 1:45, he said no it came back at 6am. I said well then you dont clean them as soon as they come in. Its 8 hours and that limo stinks terribly. I got a hang over just from opening the door. He got nasty with me telling me that they have a huge fleet and only so many men.

WithThisRing Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:23 PM+

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Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:23 PM

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jennbaby Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:34 PM+

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Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:34 PM

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This is my laugh for the day!!!!!!!!! Yiou had a hangover when you opened the door LOL!!!!!!!!!

WithThisRing Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:38 PM+

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Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:38 PM

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LOL
It was bad. It smelt like the limo had a better night then I did.

jennbaby Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:41 PM+

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Posted: Apr 24, 2003 11:41 PM

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Jen2704 Posted: Apr 25, 2003 02:37 AM+

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Posted: Apr 25, 2003 02:37 AM

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Wacky what did you end up doing with the roll of film?!

Chippa...don't blame you that would annoy me!!

love the icy hot/noxema comment

jennbaby Posted: Jun 06, 2003 01:56 PM+

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Posted: Jun 06, 2003 01:56 PM

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Posted by who else? WACKY of this pic of DH & Me

Jen pics are awesome I swear youre pregnant now after those with John and you lying on the platform'