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Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!
Sassy Posted:

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Me too, thanks for bringing it back
wacky Posted:

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Jennbabys thread Picture of Yourself

I admitted I had no Scanner, digital camera

From Shamma
Wacky, a bride w/o a digital or a scanner is illegal
jennbaby Posted:

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i love this!!!!!

jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by WACKY:



The other morning I started to play with my hair in the mirror trying some styles for the blessed event (wedding)
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'Anyway, I liked the way my hair was piled on top of my head, so I ran to get my camera and started to take pics. (Im nuts I know)

Well to my surprise after taking a couple of shots, I realized I was NAKED

Now what am I supposed to do?, I want to get the film developed, but Im embarrased. I dont know if a boob will be in the pis or my scary pits.



Should I have a friend drop off the roll?

Misty Posted:

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wacky Posted:

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I cant believe you posted this, hahahahaha
wacky Posted:

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Yeah well what about Chipas FH's ferret
WithThisRing Posted:

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LOL...

shamma Posted:

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Courtesy of Mistyeyed on the Rules of Summer Sandal thread

Hammer Toes. If you have bad hammer toes...put your ****ed feet in covered shoes.

Also, corns...if you have a corn bigger than your big toe...no sandles for you either unless you treat it immediately.

natasha Posted:

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I forgot about this thread.
jennbaby Posted:

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From CHIPPATRID when giving me advice on back pain:

I also use icy hot on my back before I go to sleep (I feel like I am marinating myself, noxzema on the face, vapor rub on the chest when i am congested, ice hot on the back)

WithThisRing Posted:

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jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by CHIPPATRID on Royalty Limos

One limo reaked of booze and I said to him when we went back into the office, when do you clean your limo's? He said as soon as they come back. I said well its 2pm so that one limo what came back at 1:45, he said no it came back at 6am. I said well then you dont clean them as soon as they come in. Its 8 hours and that limo stinks terribly. I got a hang over just from opening the door. He got nasty with me telling me that they have a huge fleet and only so many men.

WithThisRing Posted:

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jennbaby Posted:

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This is my laugh for the day!!!!!!!!! Yiou had a hangover when you opened the door LOL!!!!!!!!!

WithThisRing Posted:

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LOL
It was bad. It smelt like the limo had a better night then I did.
jennbaby Posted:

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Jen2704 Posted:

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Wacky what did you end up doing with the roll of film?!

Chippa...don't blame you that would annoy me!!

love the icy hot/noxema comment
jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by who else? WACKY of this pic of DH & Me

Jen pics are awesome I swear youre pregnant now after those with John and you lying on the platform'




wacky Posted:

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hahahah, WHERE ARE HIS HANDS

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