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Funny Sex Facts!!!!!

PazzaRagazza Posted:

Funny Sex Facts!!!!!

ENJOY!!!!! xoxo

some are funny-- some are interting-- some are plain DISGUSTING


Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!

'Ithyphallophobia' is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o

An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

Sex burns 360 calories per hour

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.

Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.

Snakes have two sex organs.

A pig's ****** lasts for 30 minutes.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
VCanizalez Posted:

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DAMN CHICAAAAAAAA

THANKS for the INFO!!!

SO MANY THINGS!!!!
evita2781 Posted:

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85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.


this one shocks me!
hiswifey2011 Posted:

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WHOA
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MrsDtoB Posted:

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Posted by PazzaRagazza


A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

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So this is why FH looks like a mountain man??!!!

VCanizalez Posted:

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Posted by MrsDtoB


Posted by PazzaRagazza


A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

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Posted by PazzaRagazza


So this is why FH looks like a mountain man??!!!





LOL


That is what i thought about Mine too!!
martea36 Posted:

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Posted by VCanizalez


Posted by MrsDtoB


Posted by PazzaRagazza


A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

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Posted by PazzaRagazza


So this is why FH looks like a mountain man??!!!





LOL


That is what i thought about Mine too!!



same here
spdy540 Posted:

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IrishAli Posted:

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Hahha WOW!

MrsG2011 Posted:

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bebita0830 Posted:

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Posted by PazzaRagazza

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'.



This reminds me of Gus (Toula's dad) from my big fat Greek wedding
adelz Posted:

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Well that was enlightening
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