Geography of a Woman (cute)
THE GEOGRAPHY
OF
A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America: well-developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she's like India: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of
her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she's like Russia: very wide and its borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: with a glorious and
all-conquering past, but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman becomes Afghanistan: most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 99, a man is like Iraq: ruled by a ****.
OF
A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America: well-developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she's like India: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of
her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she's like Russia: very wide and its borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: with a glorious and
all-conquering past, but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman becomes Afghanistan: most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 99, a man is like Iraq: ruled by a ****.
